And more fun:
Dear Nicholas
Please confirm if you would be available either the 16th or 14 of February for 1 of our representatives to meet with you.
Regards
BMW (South Africa) (Pty) Ltd
Mr Johannes Conradie
Specialist : Customer Services
Dept Code: Dept Code ZA-VA-1-3
P.O Box 2955, Pretoria 0001
Phone: 0800 600 555
Fax: 0865574416
mailto: [email protected]
Url: http://www.bmw.co.za/
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And my response:
Johannes,
It is a common courtesy when requesting an appointment with someone to include the DATE, TIME and LOCATION of that meeting. As you have not bothered to provide me with that simple courtesy I will now define said elements.
I am available for a meeting at 15:00 on Monday 13 February at my place of work. The address is:
Phoenix Ayre,
Farm 459,
R44,
Windmeul,
Suid Agter Paarl,
7630
I however note with utter disbelief than I have no further response from you surrounding the FIVE issues raised in my last correspondence. To say I am unsurprised at you complete lack of engagement is the understatement of the century. Am I to assume that the "specialist" in "specialist: customer services" refers to your specialty of doing exactly nothing to remediate a customer service issue.
I now require IMMEDIATE written response to my issues:
Where is my refund?
Where is the confirmation and breakdown of settlement?
Where is the confirmation that the vehicle was in fact NOT aligned by SMG Cape Town?
Where is my confirmation that the elements described as non functioning have been addressed by a test drive?
Where are my diagnostic reports?
As the owner of these vehicles and the payer for all these services I am completely within my rights to demand resolution of these outstanding issues. They are reasonable and in every case I have PAID for the privilege.
I beggers belief that after a week of communication with yourself I find myself with less resolved than when we started. I remind you that this started with a vehicle booked in for a faulty differential, which has absolitely nothing to do with the "modifications" you refer to. It has now ended up as an expose of BMW (SA) incompetence with you in the staring role. Maybe a little foresight on the part of BMW(SA) would have resulted in a different original decision when it came to light that I have owned 11 of your products with a purchase price well into the multiple millions.
Heres a radical suggestion for you. Could I recommend that you engage someone in BMW (SA) that has a semblance of authority to actually RESOLVE my problems. Leaving issues with significant reputational and associated challenges to someone of your level of intelligence, or lack there of, patently does not achieve anything for myself or BMW (SA).
Have a wonderful evening.
May you sow exactly what you reap.
"Regards"