I saw that we must post our campaign promises so here goes :
1) I solemnly swear to never drive a Volkswagen in Drag ( Audi) 
2) I solemnly swear to never anything other than Heineken and Johnny Blue touch these Munich lips.
3) I solemnly swear to bleed blue and whizz white 
4) I solemnly swear to indoctrinate my children in the arcane and mysterious ways of the Guild of the blue and white propeller.
5) I solemnly swear to spend more on accessories and repairs per annum than the greatest of meth addicts would on his habit .
6) I swear to always post such utter gibberish devoid of all merit as in this post when the mood hits me 
