Chip for my M3

Mahen

New member
Give Chip Logic a call boet, if you want Maximum Performance:thumbsup:

@ Rick540

That pic looks really bad!, my M is the same colour. I get shivers just looking at that, do you know how that happened?:cry:
 

rick540

///Member
Mahen said:
Give Chip Logic a call boet, if you want Maximum Performance:thumbsup:

@ Rick540

That pic looks really bad!, my M is the same colour. I get shivers just looking at that, do you know how that happened?:cry:



It was a dice on the M5 in CPT about a year ago. They suspect the one guy touched the other at like 250+

Ja sorry it is very graphic, I'm just trying to get the guys to take care out there.

 

Mahen

New member
Thats relly bad, racing is good, there is a time and place for everything. My heart goes out to whoever was in that car
 

L~C~G

Active member
OMG!!! That is insane.

I have taken my car to 220km/h on a wide open quite road and within 20 seconds I had already come off the gas after thinking about what could actually go wrong.

270km/h and you want more WHAT THE F#CK ARE YOU THINKING DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you get caught doing those kind of speeds your asshole will look like the Japanese flag before morning!!!
 

freerider

Honorary ///Member
calypso said:
In your other thread you saying that the car is cutting out and 6000rpm, and is missing door beadings, the idle is funny and battery dies, plus there is possibly a bad vanos. It sounds like abit of a hok.

And your priority is to chip the car to see how far it can run over 270?

Now maybe I am wrong, but I would think the person who cant afford missing beadings, probably cant afford to make sure the suspension is up to date, because at 160000km everything is pretty much shot, car will ride like a floppy banana. This is before we even go into tires.

Remember, the e36 only scored 1.5 NCAP stars. Pretty much fatal from 60km/h front offset.

Anyways I'm glad im not on the same road as you are. But keep doing what your doing, because your pushing up the value of my car. :thumbs:

I dont know what I did wrong to get included in this thread, but my rides just fine thank you. Oh, and how dare you call it floppy :fishwack:
 

moranor@axis

///Member
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M3_e36 to be honest i drew the same conclusion as calypso based on your previous posts... and was going to advise you to make sure your car is in perfect running order before you tuned it...

watch yourself out there you dont want to be someone's cell bitch or end up wrapped around a tree...

if you seeing those speeds often rather go to the track to enjoy your car...
 

Diablo Jnr

///Member
Did anyone watch the Topgear epi. where they had a shaphire 2.0 turbo, Merc 220(i think) and an E36 M3 with fuc*&d up front suspension, they took that car to close to 250km easily, so give the guy a break. Anyone will accept constructive criticism, so lets not put people down. Even the people who know it all right now, started off as dumb as the rest of us
 

sykotic

///Member
why do people get so worked up about e36_m3s post? fair enough his car is not brand new, but thats his car. Where does one bring into this his financial position? so what if he chooses to not get a beading but instead wants to chip the car? does the beading add an extra star to the NCAP rating? that was totally irrelevant.
If you want to chip your car and run over 270... do it!! iv seen cars with more than just missing beading doing that speed.

also, is 160000ks a special number that the car automatically gets shot? iv personally owned a car with well over 250000ks thats in better condition that some cars doing 50 000ks. and i can assure you, it was no floppy banana.

all im saying is that people come here to learn from others and to help each other... they shouldnt get shot down, nor should their financial position have anything to do with the situation. If you can afford a new car thats working 100% then were all here are really happy for you. but not everyone here can afford to own prestine cars, including myself.
You want to advise him about the dangers of speeding and so forth, fair enough, but dont make him feel like he's too poor to make a difference. how is it fine that other members are allowed to talk about races and speeds reached without complaints, but suddenly this is a problem? a car can be brand new, doing the same speed as his, and can still spin off and meet with an accident for any given reason. then what? should we shoot them down and now bag on the driver as opposed to the car?
 

L~C~G

Active member
I will tell you the main reasons he got flamed!

1) doing 270km/h on a public road is just F*&(*& ludicrous. If he does it on a track fine, but you can kill someone so easily on the street doing this. Now he plans to get more speed from the car, so its not a once in blue moon thing to see what your ride can do, it s a regular occurrence for this guy.

2) This is "BMW FANATICS" forum! this guy owns a modern day classic in a condition that many of us will only ever dream about owning and three months after buying it he wants to know how he can rape 200 more rpm out of that motor so that he can win a dick measuring contest with his buddies............whilst risking peoples lives!

You are not going to make any friends by doing that sort of thing on here.

I guarantee that car will not be worth shit in a years time after this clown has finished!

WHY WHY WHY WHY would you even consider upping the rev limiter on such a magnificent motor car? Its beyond me and im sure many other members of this forum were shaking their heads in disbelief as they read his post!
 

DROP IT - ZN

Active member
sykotic said:
why do people get so worked up about e36_m3s post? fair enough his car is not brand new, but thats his car. Where does one bring into this his financial position? so what if he chooses to not get a beading but instead wants to chip the car? does the beading add an extra star to the NCAP rating? that was totally irrelevant.
If you want to chip your car and run over 270... do it!! iv seen cars with more than just missing beading doing that speed.

also, is 160000ks a special number that the car automatically gets shot? iv personally owned a car with well over 250000ks thats in better condition that some cars doing 50 000ks. and i can assure you, it was no floppy banana.

all im saying is that people come here to learn from others and to help each other... they shouldnt get shot down, nor should their financial position have anything to do with the situation. If you can afford a new car thats working 100% then were all here are really happy for you. but not everyone here can afford to own prestine cars, including myself.
You want to advise him about the dangers of speeding and so forth, fair enough, but dont make him feel like he's too poor to make a difference. how is it fine that other members are allowed to talk about races and speeds reached without complaints, but suddenly this is a problem? a car can be brand new, doing the same speed as his, and can still spin off and meet with an accident for any given reason. then what? should we shoot them down and now bag on the driver as opposed to the car?

Well said
 

Diablo Jnr

///Member
At the end of the day, its his car, what he chooses to do to the car is up to him...people with new E92 M3's are upping their rpm, and everyone gives them the thumbs up...I would be modest and say that 10% of all racing is done on a track in controlled environements, the balance is being carried out on our "private test tracks", as its become known on this forum, we even have a seperate thread group for it. I somehow doubt that there is an M owner on this forum who hasn't pushed his car to see what it is cabable of, or why bother buying an M in the first place. Agree, speeding on the road is dangerous, but who here hasn't done it...speeding is speeding!
 

sidewayz

New member
I share some of the sentiments shared here but lets not put the guy done here, he is on this forum because he need help from the more experienced. This is where we come in and help were we can. So let’s just all take a moment and think about what we saying here before we shout it out. I appreciate that fact that the speed he was doing was very high for a residential road but there is no need for name calling. The forum is here to help others when they need it. Please guys lets not take things personal here because most of us don’t even know each other. Let’s try lay off the bad comments. PEACE
 

M3_e36

New member
L~C~G said:
I will tell you the main reasons he got flamed!

1) doing 270km/h on a public road is just F*&(*& ludicrous. If he does it on a track fine, but you can kill someone so easily on the street doing this. Now he plans to get more speed from the car, so its not a once in blue moon thing to see what your ride can do, it s a regular occurrence for this guy.

2) This is "BMW FANATICS" forum! this guy owns a modern day classic in a condition that many of us will only ever dream about owning and three months after buying it he wants to know how he can rape 200 more rpm out of that motor so that he can win a dick measuring contest with his buddies............whilst risking peoples lives!

You are not going to make any friends by doing that sort of thing on here.

I guarantee that car will not be worth shit in a years time after this clown has finished!

WHY WHY WHY WHY would you even consider upping the rev limiter on such a magnificent motor car? Its beyond me and im sure many other members of this forum were shaking their heads in disbelief as they read his post!

Hello mr dick

1) I see you also have selective reading, show me where once I said I do it often please show me this? Cause last time I think I said I don't race often.

2) Fair enough I'm doing crazy speeds you mention doing 220km does that make it any less dangerous than what I was doing cause I'm sure as hell you will kill someone at 220km so its fine for you to drive 100km over the limit?

3) Did I not ask to shed light to ask if this is true that the rev limiter moves up or are all chipped M drivers to chip their car cause it does move the revs up? You don't know me dude I drive my car monday to sunday every single day did you know that I also don't drive like 270 where ever I go? I should've buy me a uno cause clearly what was bmw thinking designing cars to do these speeds???

4) I not here looking for friends I'm actually looking for advise or help

5) That's fine if my car is worth couple of years down the line cause I'm not gonna lie and tell people my car has never been punished or pushed hard when you find a M3 like this please let me know, fact of the matter its my car if I mess it up I will fix with my money

6) I know the danger of doing those speeds who said I'm putting other peoples lives at risk do you know when I do have these gauges its at 2 in the morning on a 3 lane 5k stretch so only life I'm putting in danger is myself yes it sounds idiotic but at least mine than other, doesn't matter weather you on a track doing that speeds a legal track is not gonna save your life.

7) Its funny how when people have amazing 400m M3 and get sold so quick hey even thou it gets punished whole day at the track that makes it ok for the value of the ne? Its people like you that is pushing down value of my car saying I rape it everyday I wanna move the limiter higher so thank you for that.
 

L~C~G

Active member
In ten or more years............if you are still alive, you will look back on your life and realise how stupid you were...............hopefully!

I used attend and even participate in street racing but I was actually able accept that I was being an idiot and stopped doing it.

Yes. I have been to 220km/h and realised it was stupid, I didnt come onto a forum and ask the guys how I could achieve 250km/h next time.

Im really glad you can see 5km ahead of you, this is a talent that I do not poses, and maybe that is why i find your actions so offensive, I did not know you had super powers. My apologies for offending you sir!
 

George Smooth

///Member
L~C~G said:
In ten or more years............if you are still alive, you will look back on your life and realise how stupid you were...............hopefully!

I used attend and even participate in street racing but I was actually able accept that I was being an idiot and stopped doing it.

Yes. I have been to 220km/h and realised it was stupid, I didnt come onto a forum and ask the guys how I could achieve 250km/h next time

Bru if this guy wants to raise his limiter by 200rpm or remove his speed governor its his choice.
I do not think people calling him a clown is fair at all.
My car makes 380wkw does that mean I am a reckless driver? Why do I need so much? Why doesn't anyone come into my threads and express similar comments, is it because I am a long standing member?
With the theories expressed in this thread people wanting tires with better grip should also be attacked as it can be assumed they want to go faster around bends? or the guy that chose the 335i over the 320i, the 320i is ample enough to break all sort of road rules.
Guys give this guy a break as we going to land up being branded a non-mod friendly forum.

 
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