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*sobbing* I don't have a blackberry. *sobbing*
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A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her phone and he explains all the features on the phone.
The next day, the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband:
"Hi honey", he says "how do you like your new phone?"
And she replies:
"I just love it, it's so small and your voice is clear as a bell but there's one thing I don't understand though".
"What's that, baby?," asks the husband.
"How did you know I was at Wal Mart?"
Top Ten Signs You’re a BlackBerry Addict
10. After a cross-country flight you wait for all your new messages to download before you alert loved ones you’re still alive.
9. You try to use BlackBerry keyboard shortcuts in Outlook. (No, you can’t hit the space bar to type “@â€Â)
8. You think the iPhone would be much better if it only had a physical keyboard–and a trackball smackdab in the middle of the touch screen.
7. Your BlackBerry keeps you regular. Go to the bathroom without it and you’d have to “push†on your own.
6. You joined Facebook just so you could try the BlackBerry app. (No friends? The “I have a BlackBerry, I’m out of your league†group has 4,409 members.)
5. You’ve learned to drive with your knees.
4. Five or more consecutive vibrating alerts is on par with an orgasm.
3. You swap service outage stories with other “victims.â€Â
2. You’ve completely forgotten that a blackberry is a fruit.
1. You’re reading this on your…..
Read more: http://blog.laptopmag.com/top-ten-signs-youre-a-blackberry-addict#ixzz12GhoCVhz
The next day, the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband:
"Hi honey", he says "how do you like your new phone?"
And she replies:
"I just love it, it's so small and your voice is clear as a bell but there's one thing I don't understand though".
"What's that, baby?," asks the husband.
"How did you know I was at Wal Mart?"
Top Ten Signs You’re a BlackBerry Addict
10. After a cross-country flight you wait for all your new messages to download before you alert loved ones you’re still alive.
9. You try to use BlackBerry keyboard shortcuts in Outlook. (No, you can’t hit the space bar to type “@â€Â)
8. You think the iPhone would be much better if it only had a physical keyboard–and a trackball smackdab in the middle of the touch screen.
7. Your BlackBerry keeps you regular. Go to the bathroom without it and you’d have to “push†on your own.
6. You joined Facebook just so you could try the BlackBerry app. (No friends? The “I have a BlackBerry, I’m out of your league†group has 4,409 members.)
5. You’ve learned to drive with your knees.
4. Five or more consecutive vibrating alerts is on par with an orgasm.
3. You swap service outage stories with other “victims.â€Â
2. You’ve completely forgotten that a blackberry is a fruit.
1. You’re reading this on your…..
Read more: http://blog.laptopmag.com/top-ten-signs-youre-a-blackberry-addict#ixzz12GhoCVhz
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need invite please
need invite please
DonovanPorter
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thanks , just waiting for my service to become active
DonovanPorter
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great
