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tcal69 said:
I wouldn't be surprise if this f@cker tries to avoid you and still deny is not him:argh:

F@ck, can you just imagine?
If it gets to that I'll have some Nigerians dispose of his scooter.
Really want this to be amicable, but also I haven't punched a deserving asshole in ages.

If he lives up to his d00s rep then I'll shame him by sending the video to all residents.

But, I could be wrong and get worked up for nothing. He could be baking me a sorry cake as we speak. Still deserves a punch tho...
 

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3speed said:
True bro, gotta stay calm. Don't get me wrong, I had a nuclear fire inside me when I saw the car yesterday. Usual muti of beer and spliff didn't help either. What calmed me was seeing the cctv vid. I was like 'Got you fucker! Falling over the same way you did out of your mother's .....' (sorry mods!)

Really, I'm smiling now and genuinely excited about tonight. Maybe I should polish my 'angry face' Hahahah!

:biglol: :bravo:
If the spliff didn't work either then you know.. perhaps the beer acted as a counter balance and thus you remained at the starting point, pissed!

Glad you got proof!
 

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Forward his details to Coisman for some background info, and have Coisman copy his details onto an official looking document and tell him it's details from the charge against him :sneaky:
 

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ChefDJ said:
Forward his details to Coisman for some background info, and have Coisman copy his details onto an official looking document and tell him it's details from the charge against him :sneaky:

Mwahahahaha! How evil can we be? I'm gonna give this poor sod one chance to come clean. If not then the lawyers can have him.
Thanks for another route, ChefDJ.
 

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Nah man, don't use lawyers. Will be too much of a painful and costly process for you. Just manipulate and make him pay for what he rightfully should. It's not like you're trying to rob the guy...

We just use methods that make it SEEM like we're robbing the guy :sneaky:
 

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:roflol::roflol::roflol: Chef, u funny.

Make him pay, Nkandla style.
Tell him his fat, falling ass wrecked my subframe and I need a new engine coz of that! hahaha!!

If he is shifty tonight then The Coisman will be provided with the necessary stationary.
 

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Let us know what happens tonight Sasha, I went and picked up my 3rd pair of wipers today. Shouldn't be having any problems as I now have a double garage for the girls.

Did he look absolutely shit faced on the camera? If he didn't and he has insurance on his scooter then there shouldn't be a problem... It wouldn't shock me if his scooter wasn't insured even if he drives a merc.
 

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Happy to hear the ladies have a warm bed to sleep in Alex!

I tried again to copy the video or film the cctv screen but the empowered safety governor of the building says ney. Just wait till the insurance co request the video, then he will give it up.

The guy was doos-dronk. He got off the bike and slowly fell backwards onto my car. He got up with help from my side mirror and didn't even look at the dent. Stumbled around his scooter a bit and left. Too bad he didn't take his helmet off on camera. But even the paint on the walls know it was him.
Best bit is the cctv from his floor showing him getting out of the lift with helmet still on and scraping his drunk ass against the walls to get to his door.

Taking to other residents today, he is known to ride his bike drunk and came off in front of the garage gates before. Even the maintenance guys don't greet him. I kinda feel for him if he has a drinking problem, and once he puts my car right I will buy him a bottle of whatever the sweet fuck he wants, just to speed up his demise.

Nuff said... :roflol:
 

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3speed said:
:roflol::roflol::roflol: Chef, u funny.

Make him pay, Nkandla style.
Tell him his fat, falling ass wrecked my subframe and I need a new engine coz of that! hahaha!!

If he is shifty tonight then The Coisman will be provided with the necessary stationary.

:ty:

Let us know what happens :thumbs:
 

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zaleonardz@DentDocVPS said:
Well.....

THats about 4k worth of damage, and a week in a panel shop, with a new fender

:yuck::cry: A whole week of driving an inferior rental. I hope they give me a 3 cylinder so I appreciate my 320i (which I've been slagging) more when I get her back.
The panel shop will be Endee in Cape Town. The fender is the cheapest bit at 1k.
 

zaleonardz

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Yep, thats bout right... Panel is actually fairly cheap in comparison.

What did they quote you out of interest.
 

zaleonardz

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Roughly

LF Fender 900 to 1100
New panel painting R1,600+150
Strip and assemble 450

3300 excl vat, round about give or take :)
 

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zaleonardz@DentDocVPS said:
Roughly

LF Fender 900 to 1100
New panel painting R1,600+150
Strip and assemble 450

3300 excl vat, round about give or take :)

Eish, 1 drunk fall and 4k out of pocket!
Not bad really - my sister's boyfriend fell, drunk, and broke his leg! Cost a lot more than that.
 
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