Saved.... by Uber Soldat!

vlokswagen

New member
Not only is this guy uber helpful online, but he's every bit as helpful in person! Check this this out... I'm driving home from Pretoria round about lunchtime when bloosh! Blowout. I limp into the Total at the cnr Malibongwe and Northumberland thinking; OK, no spare, wifes at work, but she's 8.5 months preggy so she won't be any use, what now? AA?, Na. Towtruck? Na.

I'm barely out the car when this white 540 with a really neat Schnitzer kit pulls in and guess what? It's our intrepid Uber Soldat, in person. No worries, he says, I've got another tyre for you, oh and it's got a rim attached. Cool. (Now I'm thinking; is this dude for real?) So, off we go and fetch a spare from his house, brings me back and, before you can say beeemdoubleufanaticsdotcodotza, I'm on my way! BTW this all takes place in his lunch hour, so, for you guys at SNS, he was exactly where he says he was, see pics below.

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Thanks Uber Soldat, see you Friday! Oh yes, and I forgot my sticker.
 

clutchplate

///Member
some say he once drove 800km on 1 Litre of johnny walker, and he beat a horse to death with one hand... but all we know is .. they call him, Uber Soldat .
 

freerider

Honorary ///Member
Some say that if you cup his left nut gently to your ear you can hear the ocean, and that his quack has no echo....


Nice one Uber, make the circle beega :)
 

S///Mon

Active member
Legend.... and I hope you not lactose intolerant cos the next word is ... DAIRY!!!

Something out of a movie. :clap:
 

Uber Soldat

///Member
Glad i could help Mr vlokswagen! :thumbsup:

And to think, if i had left the office a little earlier i would have missed everything! :mmm:

Must definitely not forget to give you stickers tomorrow! :pimp:

What time are you planning to come around?

freerider said:
Some say that if you cup his left nut gently to your ear you can hear the ocean, and that his quack has no echo....


Nice one Uber, make the circle beega :)

er...that is slightly disturbing :mmm:
 

Spy007

///Member
Some say if he is sleeping and you poke him with a stick he dreams of eating St's,
They say Iron man The movie is actually based on his pre teen years
 
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Kobus328i

Guest
Nice one Ant :clap:. Just goes to show hoe awesome us BMW okes actually are !!! :)
 
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