Morribiscuit's 'Blanco_B58'

Morribiscuit

Well-known member
Finally!:love:

Anyone that knows me, knows how 'B58' is a frequently used part of my vocabulary. I have loved these engines for years, and even though I am not a speed freak, my ears are very well-tuned for the glorious sound they make. To me, B58 is the one!

As I do, I spend a lot of time and money making my cars better than when I got them, and then overnight end up selling them - so when this is up for sale in a few years, jump, haha!:ROFLMAO:

Long story short, I was with a friend in his 140i, and it rekindled the WANT. I got looking and found one. Estoril blue. Fortunately, before it was too late, a close friend phoned me and said, he's found one even better - jump on this deal! I did.

So a little over a month ago, I was blessed enough to be able to bring home a 340i. Basically the twin of my previous 330d.

I love the f30 platform. Its practical, I love the lines, and it makes sense to me. My 330d was perfect, it just missed that key component under the hood.

I have subsequently discovered that I have over R140 000 of extras on my new baby - which is a total score for me!

A few key highlights and extras fitted:
  • MPPSK (this is MEGA! The exhaust is incredible. How BM got it right I do not know. There are no silencers except for the rear box (compared to the MPE exhaust that is just a back box with a single valve, and has mid pipe res + silencer), and yet no drone when the dual, electronic valves are closed. Open them, and you straight pipe the car and have a glorious amount of burbles from the custom ECU tune. Also quite rare, so I'm very chuffed!)
  • 6WB digital cluster. Its worth the hype. Every bit of it!
  • OEM M-Performance Blackline tail lights
  • BMW connected Eye 2.0 (super random, but I imagine very uncommon. It's a front and rear-facing camera)
  • Heated Seats (+electronic - but the electronic part is standard in 340i)
  • Reverse camera
  • Harmon Kardon Sound - DUH!
  • Professional Nav (iDrive5 is a nice upgrade from the previous version that I am used to)
  • All the other usual nice to haves are of course specced as well :)

She also has some neat M performance parts fitted (I checked to make sure they are all OEM) - Front Splitter, Side Skirts, and even M-performance floor mats!

Safe to say I am totally in love :love:

Had her for just over a month - and every drive is like the first. The power delivery is incredible - super different to the torquey N57 - and at first felt 'slower', but it's a lot, LOT faster. I noticed that once they hit 100km/h they pull even more than before (all the way to 120km/h speed limit of course). The 6wb in sport mode is engaging and fun, and the different driving profiles really make it a totally different car.

Fuel - let's not even go there. If you travel a lot, DO NOT GET a B58 :ROFLMAO: 330d fuel bill x4. Fortunately, I don't travel a lot, but it still is a big adjustment!

What's next?
  • Paddle shifter replacements already fitted - more F80-like. They look better and feel better.
  • PAINT CORRECTION - what better way to spend the long weekend than making the paint flawless? This is a massive job, but the swirls make me sad, and I cannot deal. I'll post updates after this. I will ceramic coat as well during this time.
  • Black rear boot badge - current 'charbohn fibrah' is yuck.
  • Rear diffuser + new spoiler - contemplating options, nothing decided yet.
  • Mirror caps are gloss black now already - need to take more pics.
  • MHD/BM3 + XHP - Likely, but it's a balancing act between car mods and saving for a wedding.

#B58GangFTW

Always open to comments and thoughts!
 

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Yulz9081

Honorary ///Member
What a stunner! Congrats, wishing you many miles and smiles!
Totally concur on the love for the B58!

I need to find a LCI 330d in this spec for my SO :love:
 

KR_19

Well-known member
Beautiful spec. Congratulations once again!

I know you're going to enjoy every moment of it (except the fuel bill)

Sent from my SM-G998B using Tapatalk
 

AshG108

///Member
Congrats indeed Marie-biscuit! This is a stunner, that is a great spec and it looks damn neat!

Well deserved and waited for vehicle, you are now MorrieBiscuit again! Actually should be MorrieB58-skat!

Enjoy!
 

modocrat

Well-known member
Absolutely beautiful in white. IMHO, the rear looks amazing as is with the current spoiler.
I also have the 6WB cluster but don't have the digital speedo when in comfort :(
 

Morribiscuit

Well-known member
I also have the 6WB cluster but don't have the digital speedo when in comfort :(
Bimmercode can sort this out for you easily :) Not much functionality in terms of customisation with the tool and the 6wb, but it is one nice to have. Only silly thing is it remains in all modes - so in sport you have 2 digital speed readings. OCD = triggered.

If you are looking to code it, it is called "Additional Digital Speedometer" and is an enabled/disabled option.
 

Benji

Well-known member
Congrats and many safe miles!

High fuel bills are like a hangover. They are there to remind you that you had a good time...
 

Anees

Well-known member
Congrats Kyle! This car is absolutely stunning :love:

Would love to own one like this but like you say, high mileage and B58 fuel bill don't work well together :ROFLMAO:
 
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