Funny things you`ve heard or been asked

[Executer]

So, my fiancé likes cars, but doesn’t really put a lot of effort into getting to know them.

This thread is dedicated to funny things people have asked you about your car.
Funny things you have heard other people say about their cars.

You get the drift.

I will start:

My fiancé is driving the E46 today. I get a frantic phone call, something is broken on the car. Immediately I feel like and ask what’s going on.

She explains, underneath the temperate gauge this orange light came on, and looks like a bucket with an uneven bottom and there`s a massive exclamation mark in it. She thinks the car is losing fluid.
I ask her to send me a photo, she does.

Tyre pressure monitor light.

I guided her through the reset procedure and told her to go check the tyres at a garage.

Problem solved. No more leaking fluid.:rollsmile:

 

[Dippies]

:biglol::roflol:

 

[Sabretooth tiger]

:biglol::roflol:

 

[gerald5ive]

A friend of mine called to say shes stuck at the shopping mall. She said the key wont turn in the ignition............turns out she turned the steering after taking out the key and locked the steering. :biglol:

 

[sash]

:roflol::roflol::roflol:

 

[Dippies]

[video=youtube]

 

[S1NGH 001]

My bro one morning tells me that by tractor isn't starting, I was in panic, it was parked on the driveway blocking everyone, I go outside and guess what the monkey forgot that his foot needs to be on the brake pedal when pushing the start button :biglol::roflol::bangdesk::tease:

 

[Sabretooth tiger]

:biglol::roflol:

My wife and her cousin took my son to the doctor one Friday afternoon, using my Sabre. They call me, they stuck at the doctor's office. Car wont start, they even tried pushing it. I was confused, as he is certain he did not play music while the car was parked. I told them I am on my way, will bring the jumpers. Got there, I get in, turn the key and the car started, He forgeot to press the immobilizer button.

 

[Executer]

:roflol::roflol::roflol::roflol::roflol::roflol::roflol::roflol:

[video=youtube]

 

[S1NGH 001]

:roflol:

 

[OppositeLockMT]

Got a call from my mum once complaining there was a very loud blowing noise everytime she would gain considerable speed on the E60, turned out to be an open sunroof.

 

[Executer]

Got a call from my mum once complaining there was a very loud blowing noise everytime she would gain considerable speed on the E60, turned out to be an open sunroof.

:roflol::roflol:

See I love these stories

 

[Sabretooth tiger]

Got a call from my mum once complaining there was a very loud blowing noise everytime she would gain considerable speed on the E60, turned out to be an open sunroof.

:biglol::roflol:

 

[Wes]

Lady at Caltex: Car wont start guys, please push it.
Attendants: No problem.

*Starts Pushing*

Attendants: Start it now!!
Lady: It wont start!!!

-She wasnt kicking the clutch, she was turning the key while they pushed. :idea:

 

[gerald5ive]

Ever tried kickstarting a bike? U have to run with the bike clutch in, jump on and quickly pop the clutch. If you pop the clutch before u jump on, the bike will leave you behind. Would be really funny to see it happen though

 

[CocoPops]

Hahahahahaha some really funny ones!

Once my friend said his car is overheating.. went outside.. and said have you checked water.. he said ya its full.. I said okay maybe its something else.. pop the bonnet.. he shows me.. see water is full!

He was filling the wiper washer fluid....... and not the radiator...

His car turned out to be okay tho!

 

[Philip Foglar]

...looks like a bucket with an uneven bottom and there`s a massive exclamation mark in it. She thinks the car is losing fluid...

'There's a hole in the bucket, dear Henry, dear Henry...'

:rollsmile:

 

[Gilbert]

Colleague takes out the company bakkie for the day. Calls into the office to say that she is stuck and that the spare wheel came off the rim and now is stuck under the bakkie. (This is part were I start scratching my head)

What really happened is that she drove over a tyre that was laying in the road which she didn't see.

:flyfun:

 

[922-ZN]

My wife called me in a panic saying that a warning light came on on the dash and she had no idea what to do... Turned out to be the washer fluid level warning

 

[Sabretooth tiger]

Colleague takes out the company bakkie for the day. Calls into the office to say that she is stuck and that the spare wheel came off the rim and now is stuck under the bakkie. (This is part were I start scratching my head)

What really happened is that she drove over a tyre that was laying in the road which she didn't see.

:flyfun:

:biglol::roflol: