F@c*&^% @s$h*le!!!!

ChrisBrand

Staff - Legal
Staff member
I hope this person is not on the forum... a white BMW e36 328i TURBOCHARGED with big black NOS writing on the side.

First mistake...turned out of a petrol garage right in front of me so that my ABS was working overtime not to hit his backside.

Secondly, everytime i try to pass him he would shoot infront of me without signaling and then slow down.:cursin:

I don't mind if u want to run a few runs. By all means just wave and ill go, but don't be an ass and endanger everyone by making stupid descisions.

If this person is on the forum i kindly invite you and when can set some races up. Just don't try that again
 

freerider

Honorary ///Member
you have got to love cockbags like that! I like to give guys like that a nice bitch slap, its the only language they understand :)
 

Coisman

Administrator
Staff member
:pimp:
I would take his numberplate...
trace his home adress...
and then go there late at night...
and take a MOERSE big shit on his lawn.
Then I will take superglue...
and put it in his front door lock.
I will take a box of nails...
and throw it all over his driveway.
I will take weed killer...
and sprinkle it over his garden.
If I manage to get close enough to his car...
I will force the petrolcap open...
and put a bag of sugar in his tank.
And only then, will I "Skiet die bliksem!!' if he tries to stop me.
:pimp:
 

zaleonardz

Well-known member
Coisman, so if I understand correctly....

There is a possibility for somebody to take a photo of you shitting on some dude's lawn while holding a bag of sugar.... ?
 

Coisman

Administrator
Staff member
zaleonardz said:
Coisman, so if I understand correctly....

There is a possibility for somebody to take a photo of you shitting on some dude's lawn while holding a bag of sugar.... ?

:pimp:
"" Icing on the "cake" "" :)
 

Twinz

Forum - Support
Staff member
Chris thats bad. And if the turbocharged/NOS dude were to stand up on this forum i will gladly run him on your behalf...:excited:
 

ChrisBrand

Staff - Legal
Staff member
Hehehe, Coisman ill pay to see you do that. Classic!

The guy did have a nice car. Was really surprised and excited when i heard that dump sound from the turbo but its not worth it driving that wreckless.
 

applehero

///Member
Coisman said:
:pimp:
I would take his numberplate...
trace his home adress...
and then go there late at night...
and take a MOERSE big shit on his lawn.
Then I will take superglue...
and put it in his front door lock.
I will take a box of nails...
and throw it all over his driveway.
I will take weed killer...
and sprinkle it over his garden.
If I manage to get close enough to his car...
I will force the petrolcap open...
and put a bag of sugar in his tank.
And only then, will I "Skiet die bliksem!!' if he tries to stop me.
:pimp:

Have you been thinking about doing this to someone in particular? Very elaborate... :clap:
 

Peet

New member
Hi Chris,

Where did this happen. Hopefully not in PTA.

Wish it was still in the olden days with the "nagkar & nagemmer".

You get his address, wait till he is fast asleep, then play toktokkie a few times, till he is quite aggravated, and then you take the nagemmer and make it lean against the door.

Die k*k sal behoorlik spat (letterlik & figuurlik)

Peet
 
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