Nobody said you can't love it LOL. The whole point is to share opinons.
As I said, I like the front. I've had time for it to grow on me since I go to see the 5ers any time I am at BMW (trying to imagine what the G90 would be like LOL). In terms of their recent cars, THIS is something I can see growing on everyone (vs. the M2,3,4). they are in the stride of this 'polarising' design language and the pendulum is in the middle (for me).
The bit that is meh is the back which could be any car from any brand and everyone knows what I think of these slabbed screen interiors. For the X3 BMW decided to use the worst possible combination of grille/interior for the launch pics. There are plenty of subsequent pics that look much much better (there is no saving me from the screens though).
I do want to drive the G90 though. Very clear that you can't trust what the reviewers and influencers are saying. If these paid shills are being 'tepid' in their coverage of the weight it must be absolutely abysmal.
The Bowser look can work (as it does on the X1).