Whackhead Simpson this morning on BMW drivers.

Gizmo

Banned
Who here heard whackhead this morning ranting about BMW driver's dick size?
Considering he drives an Audi it would be expected he knows nothing about cars or their drivers...

Any well endowed 116i drivers here?:rollsmile:
 

Lizzard

Active member
Jealousy makes you nasty :biglol:

He should have bought the bmw and left the audi for the smaller people, catch it :biglol:
 

KarshS

///Member
I find that people who make this dumb my dick is bigger jokes have a problem with their confidence. You might also have this confidence issue if you find it offensive or it stood out to you.

Whackhead is a funny guy i will laugh be it BMW, AUDI, VW whatever. Its in our nature to pick on drivers in our rival class.
 

Gizmo

Banned
On his analogy women are going to be taking Audi drivers home expecting 16 inches, boy are they going to be disappointed when the pants come off!:crazylaugh:


I take it he was cut off in traffic this morning by another dumb ass driving a BMW. Funny guy though, 90% of his material is great, even when he has his pissing contests with the rival manufacturers.

Where are our 750iL drivers this morning?:rollsmile:


Still my favorite was his prank on the guy with the 435i with aftermarket tail pieces and motorplan cancellation. Haven't heard so much unedited swearing on a prank like that before...
 

prado

Active member
Whackhead! His voice is the ultimate contraceptive!

And, he has the perfect face......for radio!

Just kidding - all in humour! :rollsmile: He has a job to tickle our brain and some topics are by nature what tickles!

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AshG108

///Member
I missed it but when i caught the whole BMW thing...i must say i was expecting something funny.

It i humour, it is the same as going to stand up comedy and getting offended when the comedian takes a piss at your race or religion....

I hate his voice, but honestly he seems to be a good guy....chip od his shoulder of course cause Audi always has bigger trade assistance so we know why he bought an Audi. :roflol:
 
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