Yeah it is crazy, the L322 does not feel as big and wallowy as I was expecting. In fact, the most pleasantly surprising thing about L322 ownership is how well the car handles. It is very planted and has amazing turn in. It is still very comfortable, but definetely rides a bit harder than I was expecting. I had a worry that it would handle similar to a similar generation Merc ML, but this is leagues better.
I was delaying making this post just to be sure, but I think I fixed my transmission fault...for free

These cars have many "common problems" one of which is the transfer case encoder which goes bad, so the car does not know if it is in low range or high range. The "encoder" is just a potentiometer that sits on the transfer case actuator which gives feedback on its position.
Raise air suspension, climb under car and remove offending actuator
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It is only broken because it is suffering from a case of confused identity... Open it up to reveal the potentiometer
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At this point I got a bit carried away and forgot to take pics. I cut open the potentiometer to reveal 5 little pins running on the carbon track. Here are pics I stole online. Note how the carbon gets worn away in the high range position which then sends back a noisy message to the TCU. Mine was nowhere as bad as this, which was a bit deflating. Soldier on.
Bend the pins abut 1mm over so that they are on a fresh piece of carbon track as indicated in green below
Put it all back together and view the now customary transmission error with despair. Took it for a drive and tried the "fuse 37 trick" which puts the transfer case in neutral for towing and helps the actuator recalibrate. I needed to do it a few times and, on more than one occasion, thought I was stuck in low range or stuck in neutral, but as I am learning with this gearbox, you need to do everything about 10 times before it sticks. It took longer to recalibrate than it took to actually do the fix, but I seem to have a fully functional transmission now!
One must make use of the good luck, so thought I would try contacting the previous owner of the car. He turned out to be a very nice doctor in Sandton and mentioned that he still had the parcel tray and dog net with him. So we scheduled a meeting to collect the parts and ended up chatting for close to an hour. Very nice gentleman who bought the car new and used it mainly for roadtrip purposes. In 2023, the alternator stopped working while enroute back from a Northern Cape holiday. They had to get towed from Klerksdorp and spent 20k to repair it. He then passed it on to his daughter who took it to Ballito for a holiday where it decided to eat its own waterpump. They flew an OEM BMW pump down to rescue their holiday. This is probably also where the dodgy coolant pipe repair came from - I have a replacement on order:
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No mention was made of the transmission errors, but I would assume as soon as that popped up, the daughter decided to get rid of the car, and fair enough. I found an invoice for changing a light bulb... If that is the extent of your mechanical abilities, maintaining something like this is prohibitively expensive.
Very pleased with my luck, I popped into a scrapyard to find the last missing piece of my interior...the rubber boot mat.
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While I was there, I also picked up these from a later model L322 to jazz up the interior just a tad.
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Immidiately installed the pedals (literally a 2min job)
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I have now made the very unfortunate discovery of how customizable these cars are and how easy it is to "facelift" the L322. I will avoid going down that route, but I really wouldn't mind a set of extended leather doorcards and extended wood trim and aluminum sill plates and leather dashboard and and and

This is going to get expensive...
I should probably sell the Range Rover now while it still works, but I have really fallen in love with it and count myself incredibly lucky to have a fully functional, incredibly clean, low mileage, one "family" owner, nice spec L322 which cost me under 60k and has been a "dream" car for me for a while now. The fuel consumption has even come down to almost acceptable levels, hovering around 15L/100km 🥸