The replacement M62 shaped headache

Benji

Well-known member
I finally upgraded my shower... When I was getting out of the shower this week Tuesday, I slipped on a pair of dirty underpants and mistakenly fell into this.....

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I really need to spend less time one the internet.

This car was listed at the WBC 5min from my house for R52,000 with transmission and shock absorber issues. With 124,000km, how bad could it be? It would have been rude not to go have a look at it. The keys were annoyingly locked in the car.

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How many gorillas does it take to scratch a Range Rover? At this point I was ready to walk away.

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Range Rover duly scratched, we jump started it and went for a drive. To my surprise, the car drove perfectly with no weird behavior from the gearbox at all. I specifically extended the test drive and tried going forward and backward and doing full lock turns, but experienced nothing weird. I did note that the tiptronic function did not work and the low range would not engage. A selector switch fault, surely...

After a few calls to friends I can trust to give consistently poor advice, the mental gymnastics were done and I bought the car. I literally have nowhere to park the thing! Anyway, take the long way home, making sure to stop in a field to "test the transmission"

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Lovely. No weird behavior from the gearbox at all, but the rear shocks are not shocking anymore and it could do with new control arms.

Onto my favorite part of the car and what sold me on it. I love the yacht spec interior and it is immaculate except for some peeling/scratched plastic paints. Spare wheel looks unused and it is complete with the toolkit and tow hook covers.

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A familiar engine to accompany the familiar bings and bongs
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I was quite pleased with myself, thinking this car is too nice for me, until this morning when the gearbox went into failsafe mode on my first drive to work 🥹 There it is, day one of Range Rover ownership, breaking me in nice and early. With the tiptronic and low range not selecting, I am hoping I have a smaller but harder to find electrical issue, but will dig deeper over a few beers this weekend.

I figured this could be a nice replacement for the E39 to do roadtrip duties while opening up a lot of destination options like Sani pass etc. It does the open road bit just as well as the E39. I do not want another project, so the plan is to get the gearbox sorted and replace the rear shocks and possibly control arms and enjoy it as is.

Famous last words...
 

KPM3_30

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Staff member
You are a brave (or hard-headed?) man 🤣 wishing you many miles of trouble free smiles (after the existing niggles are fixed).

I wanted a RRS badly but I couldn't overcome all the horror stories about older JLR cars.. Ended up with the X5 shortly thereafter. Keen to follow your journey!
 

///M Individual

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Congrats bud! Well worth the price in my opinion! Hope the issues can be sorted out with minimal costs and you get to enjoy it! Such a stunning interior.
 

Mytfine

Well-known member
Honestly not bad at all, even if you put 100k into it you have a very very nice go anywhere for 150k. I call that a bargain of note.
 

Urban963

Active member
Nice dude. It's always nice to see a guy who likes getting his hands dirty and isn't afraid of the inevitable jokes his friends will make about how he never drives his new car anywhere and it must surely have grown roots by now.
 

Mytfine

Well-known member
Looking at pictures again, this machine looks very well taken care off, i looked at these before buying the prado and a decent example was still 200k with the headache of still to do the preventive maintenance.
 

Sibonelo

Active member
I finally upgraded my shower... When I was getting out of the shower this week Tuesday, I slipped on a pair of dirty underpants and mistakenly fell into this.....

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I really need to spend less time one the internet.

This car was listed at the WBC 5min from my house for R52,000 with transmission and shock absorber issues. With 124,000km, how bad could it be? It would have been rude not to go have a look at it. The keys were annoyingly locked in the car.

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How many gorillas does it take to scratch a Range Rover? At this point I was ready to walk away.

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Range Rover duly scratched, we jump started it and went for a drive. To my surprise, the car drove perfectly with no weird behavior from the gearbox at all. I specifically extended the test drive and tried going forward and backward and doing full lock turns, but experienced nothing weird. I did note that the tiptronic function did not work and the low range would not engage. A selector switch fault, surely...

After a few calls to friends I can trust to give consistently poor advice, the mental gymnastics were done and I bought the car. I literally have nowhere to park the thing! Anyway, take the long way home, making sure to stop in a field to "test the transmission"

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Lovely. No weird behavior from the gearbox at all, but the rear shocks are not shocking anymore and it could do with new control arms.

Onto my favorite part of the car and what sold me on it. I love the yacht spec interior and it is immaculate except for some peeling/scratched plastic paints. Spare wheel looks unused and it is complete with the toolkit and tow hook covers.

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A familiar engine to accompany the familiar bings and bongs
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I was quite pleased with myself, thinking this car is too nice for me, until this morning when the gearbox went into failsafe mode on my first drive to work 🥹 There it is, day one of Range Rover ownership, breaking me in nice and early. With the tiptronic and low range not selecting, I am hoping I have a smaller but harder to find electrical issue, but will dig deeper over a few beers this weekend.

I figured this could be a nice replacement for the E39 to do roadtrip duties while opening up a lot of destination options like Sani pass etc. It does the open road bit just as well as the E39. I do not want another project, so the plan is to get the gearbox sorted and replace the rear shocks and possibly control arms and enjoy it as is.

Famous last words...
So there is a saying in Zulu that says 'ukuhlanya akuqali ngokucosha amaphepha' . meaning insanity doesn't start by going around picking up random pieces of paper... congratulations man! when these work they are brilliant cars and you wonder why you don't hear them being describe as brilliant cars often... undercover envious. I think these are really cool cars
 
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Benji

Well-known member
I respect the man. But imagine the woman behind him! This man must be the *KING* of stimulation to get away with this sort of stuff.
I wont lie, I chose my wife well, she doesnt understand it, but she supports it and loves the range rover...this is the one impulse she has been the happiest about. I think she has a sneaky suspicion that this car is actually for her once it is reliable...

Anyway, I believe I have just the right combination of ignorance, bravery, skill, fearlessness and poor memory which allows me the privilege of these experiences... So far, when it works, I am loving the Range Rover!

I tried plugging INPA into the RR but it refused to work while the internet insists INPA should work on these early L322s...bummer. Since I cant actually fix the car, I may as well clean it...

Before
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After what felt like 4 hours with a toothbrush and engine degreaser, I was left with a wankers cramp and this
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Lovely, still original paint on the wheels. Also had a dig in the boot and found this
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I need to do some voltage checks, but I am fairly confident that "all" my problems are caused by a weak battery. These cars HATE weak batteries and will throw all sorts of CAN related errors with low voltage.
  • Car was completely dead and needed to be jump started twice at WBC
  • Battery dated 2023 and with this low mileage, probably has not driven much in that time
  • Has a bit of a long crank in the morning
  • Clock resets itself once the car has started (indicating voltage drops below 10V)
  • Gearbox seems to be fine when I start the car in the afternoon when things are warmer.
These symptoms all point to a weak battery or possibly a bad ground strap. Less likely could be a starter pulling too much power or the alternator not "catching up" fast enough...but will start with a new battery first
 
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