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wynandd

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They used to sell a device that you put in your car; a spring loaded cable which was connected just below the front seats, which you armed when you got out of the car. The cable was stretched across the top of the foot well and if mr radio thief got in, the cable would activate and catch his feet solidly against the seat. That way you could catch the mothafukka red handed, give him a MOERSE hiding, keep your radio and be able to hand him over to the cops! The device was withdrawn, due to possible "human rights" violations. I say if the fcukker wants to steal, he has NO RIGHTS! :hammerhead:

In my poorer days at varsity, there was a spate of radio thefts. I did not have an alarm in my old cabbie, so I took a piece of wood and nailed straightened fish hooks through it, covered it in thin sponge and material and left it on the seat. Low and behold, got to the car one day and saw the glass was broken, door open, with the "pillow" lying one side and a trail of blood leading away! Radio untouched! I tried to follow the blood trail, but could not find the fcukker.... I hope he bled to death! You steal my stuff, you bleed!:bat:
 

SirSparky

New member
wynandd said:
They used to sell a device that you put in your car; a spring loaded cable which was connected just below the front seats, which you armed when you got out of the car. The cable was stretched across the top of the foot well and if mr radio thief got in, the cable would activate and catch his feet solidly against the seat. That way you could catch the mothafukka red handed, give him a MOERSE hiding, keep your radio and be able to hand him over to the cops! The device was withdrawn, due to possible "human rights" violations. I say if the fcukker wants to steal, he has NO RIGHTS! :hammerhead:

In my poorer days at varsity, there was a spate of radio thefts. I did not have an alarm in my old cabbie, so I took a piece of wood and nailed straightened fish hooks through it, covered it in thin sponge and material and left it on the seat. Low and behold, got to the car one day and saw the glass was broken, door open, with the "pillow" lying one side and a trail of blood leading away! Radio untouched! I tried to follow the blood trail, but could not find the fcukker.... I hope he bled to death! You steal my stuff, you bleed!:bat:

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classic dude classic
 

wynandd

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...almost did that a few times, after a few drinking/zolling and debaucherous party sessions! Luckily I made it quite bright, so you could see it, even with your eyes half closed!!!
 

SirSparky

New member
i also remember years ago they had this thing that if u got hi jacked that u activated a button and flames shout from the side of your car toasting the mudda fooker...also taken away.
 

wynandd

New member
........criminals have more rights than victims in this country! I say fry the fcukkers!

you brekka da weendow, you steala my staff, I keel you!
 

wynandd

New member
I'd like to mount some sort of shotgun pointing at a hijacker's nuts and when he tries to do something, he'll be singing in the Drakensberg Boys Choir, for the rest of his life!
 

SirSparky

New member
ya,wtf?scorch the bastards.like the song goes.the roof the roof,the roof is on fire,we dont need no water let the mudda fookers burn,burn mudda fooker,burn.tata ma break da window,tata ya teeth
 

SirSparky

New member
wynandd said:
I'd like to mount some sort of shotgun pointing at a hijacker's nuts and when he tries to do something, he'll be singing in the Drakensberg Boys Choir, for the rest of his life!

yup or doing michael jackson impressions for the rest of his life
 

Farmer

///Member
The poor man's grill is stolen and we are making jokes to kill the other fcukers... I feel you man, but I will kill them myself!!!
 

wynandd

New member
We're giving him tips! He'll be so vicious after reading all this, he'll rip anyone who just looks at him funny, a new a-hole!
 

Farmer

///Member
So we can tie them to a tree, and let a baby goat suck on them balls!!!!! well that is what one of the farmers did to a flappie when he grabed his spanners off the bakkie!!! He had vet kak for many years.
 

freerider

Honorary ///Member
Farmer said:
So we can tie them to a tree, and let a baby goat suck on them balls!!!!! well that is what one of the farmers did to a flappie when he grabed his spanners off the bakkie!!! He had vet kak for many years.

That is just wrong :spit:
 
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