New Mini Coupe

ChrisBrand

Staff - Legal
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Two years after the concept first doffed its backwards-styled cap at us, Mini has finally uncovered its newest model, the Coupe.

But you've seen it all before, right? You know it's the first three-box 'helmet-roofed' two-seat Mini. You know it's 52mm lower than the standard hatch and is set up - like all Minis - to drive like a luxurious go-kart.

The range-topper is the 211bhp John Cooper Works edition, sporting a 1.6-litre turbo'd four-pot with 192lb ft of torque. 0-62mph takes 6.4 seconds and top speed is 149mph, while the range-topping diesel - the Cooper SD - boasts 143bhp, 225lb ft of torque and a 0-62mph time of 7.9 seconds. It also returns 65.7mpg if you drive with sandals made from recycled daisies.
 

moranor@axis

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let me get this right...

its an uglier audi TT with a smaller engine and no 4wd maybe if you a die-hard mini fan you might buy one... but if you a die hard mini fan then you would probably want the normal shape anyway...

for some reason i think it will only be bought by the same people who buy these:
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msm

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moranor said:
let me get this right...

its an uglier audi TT with a smaller engine and no 4wd maybe if you a die-hard mini fan you might buy one... but if you a die hard mini fan then you would probably want the normal shape anyway...

for some reason i think it will only be bought by the same people who buy these:
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Under normal circumstances, I would agree. On face value, this makes no sense BUT if it improves on the go-kart handling then it would be an awesome drive.

Don't be fooled by the Mini's "girly" looks. Get behind the wheel of a Cooper S, ignore the weird ergonomics, and you'll very quickly realize what a fantastic driving experience they provide. Can only imagine that the Coupe would be so much better than a regular model.
 

moranor@axis

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gayer than this?
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they could have made this an awesome car, but it just is not... maybe they will get it right with the next one...
 

Coisman

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I like it!!! :drool:
Just imagine yourself driving this and stopping at the hair salon for a perm and a manicure and... NEVER MIND!! :mmm:
 
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