Quick update on the 320d, it’s been a fairly busy time and I have not had time to action anything on it.
Issue 1:
Vibration, since I got it under load and at idle it has had a very rough vibration. This started getting quite a bit worse recently.
Issue 2:
Flashing battery light – Particularly on cold starts until she got to temp, I would get a flashing battery light if I loaded the motor (torque wise). I noticed on a recent trip that when there was extended periods of load (like 6th up a hill) the light would also flash. Bar the flashing light there was no other issues.
Issue 3:
The aircon was making darth vader noises – And on the long road it was irritating the shit out of me. The AC was functioning 100% but the broken walkie talkie noises were irritating me immensely.
Issue 4:
I am a child.
Issue 5:
The car said baaayyyeee Felicia to me.
So lets start with Issue 1. I had suspected the Harmonic Balancer may we stuffed (as it’s the only thing I didn’t change on the front of the motor) but after doing a few video’s of balancer I noticed the passenger side of the motor was lifting about 3-5cm if you rode the clutch in 1st with the brakes on.
Popped in at Powerflow Salt River (my mechanic works there now):
Cover plates off…. Sooo shiny still?? Tell me they still make em like this hey?
I grabbed a set of Left and Right Mounts for the engine and two new mounts for the gearbox from Goldwagen – R1500 which is very reasonable.
Here you can see the Passenger side had collapsed, hydraulic fluid everywhere, a leaky boy.
And removed…. Uhhhhh yup – farking mint.
The gearbox mounts were pretty good still but for the price they cost a no brainer to just replace them too.
New mounts in, everything settled and while its still a 18 year agricultural machine it’s a very smooth and sexy tractor. Wayyyy happy. DONE!
So
issue 2 – I had suspected maybe a toasted voltage regulator or something but since the mounts have been done its stopped flashing. Going back to some video’s of the motor movement I realized that the motor has been lifting so heavily it must have been pulling on the earth and alternator straps in that area causing the battery to pick up a voltage issue.
So, Issue 2 is fixed thanks to Issue 1 being fixed. Not had a battery light since – But I think I should pop in at an Auto Elec and just get those cables checked in case I did some damage to them.
Issue 3:
This is quite straight forward, just regas the aircon. I have used a company called A1 Aircons in Goodwood for years, they charge R250 and its in an out.
Note that the left gauge should be at 100 and the right where his finger is… She was a bit low on refrigerant.
DONE!
Issue 4:
The car had a decat when I bought it. I then furthered that by replacing the mid section (and taking the box out) as the pipe had cracked where it squeezes through the supports and body. I had my X1 straight piped and loved it….. So child mode, activated!
Before:
During:
And DONE!
Those with the keen eyes will notice I have an E90 Exhaust down-turn tip. I got the car like that and I quite like it, so I kept it.
Lets talk about straight piping your diesel saloon car – Would recommend 10/10.
The car dumps like an absolute beast, to such an extent I am quite certain it may even have a map on it. It spools beautifully, its honest quitter everywhere except wide open throttle and even that is a superb noice for a 4 cylinder dinosaur.
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Best money spent! Add in the mounts also being done at the same time and I am blown away by the difference. The exhaust was very chunky and rough with the OEM box on still, straight pipe its like honey. I had already booked a spot to bring it back for a box the next day but it does not drone at all.
One of my favourite things is that when you start it you get a few seconds before the turbo spools – Its like starting up a Boeing 747, its perfect.
DONE!
Issue 5:
So this was a bit of a fuckup and entirely because I knew it was going to happen, I had done the research and needed to just action it and did not get to it.
I got the car with one key. Red Flag 1.
They key did not operate the central locking. Red Flag 2.
The key locked and unlocked the car only via the door barrel. Red Flag 3.
Aware you could get uncut keys that just needed coding for like R400 it was never a thought that the door barrel would break. Until it did, with no warning what so ever.
With no way to access the vehicle I had to find a way without breaking a window. Using the key I opened the boot manually, removed the carpet covering the panel between the boot and back seats revealing the ski hatch. BMW has a retrofit for this which allows you to fit a ski back in that space….. So of we go, kick that bitch out.
We then (and by we I mean my mate Luc), I was no use at all, I just laughed the whole way through. We then tried to open the doors from the inside but found they were dead locked. Using a rake to reach the unlock button was equally futile, it did nothing.
Alright, so locked out, doors don’t open, buttons don’t respond and neither of us could fit through the ski hatch….. The solution? Borrow a little person.
Called up a client of mine in Clifton and asked if I could borrow her 8 years old daughter (wont be posting a video of her 007 espionage efforts getting in mostly because its hilariouis and not appropriate) to pop the ignition and unlock the car. She was rewarded with the biggest slab of chocolate I could find.
Ski hatch looking like a hooker on Claremont Main Road…
The next morning I popped in at Bruce Craig Spares and dealt with Nate, who was absolutely brilliant who then proceeded to repair my broken door barrel in all of 6 minutes and then cut my key open, soldered in a new battery and repaired my central locking – I think you can hear my excitement and happiness. Massive shout out to Nate, he was excellent.
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So, overall a very productive pampering session for the old gal. Very happy with it still.