Llew's F90 M5

Greenz

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This post triggered me a little.I did my apprenticeship from 2017-2021 at Key in kzn and I cannot fathom signing off a job card knowing full well that I didn't perform the work that was expected of me.
 

TurboLlew

Honorary ///Member
This post triggered me a little.I did my apprenticeship from 2017-2021 at Key in kzn and I cannot fathom signing off a job card knowing full well that I didn't perform the work that was expected of me.

The comments on TikTok and my DMs suggest this is unfortunately a fairly common problem - my guess is especially on V8s where it may be donkey work? I can't imagine the workshop foremen are checking over basic things like spark plugs - more worrying about whether the appies are not messing up bigger/higher stakes jobs. This is the only working theory that makes any sense.
 

Nishcat_M140i

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Compared to the F90, the G90 does feel a bit hit and miss. Its insanely quick for something as heavy as it is, but it doesn't feel fun at all to drive. The F90 really was peak BMW M car of the turbo generation, I'd hold onto this if I were you for life.

I went for a ride in the G99 Touring and its absolutely massive. Feels like you in a boat on wheels. Don't really like the way it looks either as its giving too much of Mercedes R Class Vibes from a few years back which was more or less designed to be a hearse.
 

Quick///M

Well-known member
Compared to the F90, the G90 does feel a bit hit and miss. Its insanely quick for something as heavy as it is, but it doesn't feel fun at all to drive. The F90 really was peak BMW M car of the turbo generation, I'd hold onto this if I were you for life.

I went for a ride in the G99 Touring and its absolutely massive. Feels like you in a boat on wheels. Don't really like the way it looks either as its giving too much of Mercedes R Class Vibes from a few years back which was more or less designed to be a hearse.
Amen, never sell that thing
 

TurboLlew

Honorary ///Member
F90 Time:

This has cost an average of R42000 a year including all performance, cosmetic and out of warranty items INCLUDING motor plan extensions, which I feel you have to include. Using the very scientific method used in the Alfa thread, this is 'two car installments' at current value and just under 1 car payment for a G90 M5 on the beloved 72 months 30% residual model :ROFLMAO: or 30% less than 1 'actual' G90 installment (ie 60 months, no residual)

In "reality" this again more like a R23K per year car to run if you take out all my adventures with suspension, cosmetics, CS bits and forged wheels.

I have said many times, you can own an M out of plan with no car payments OR WITH car payments but it should then have plan. I hope it is evident why this is the case :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

Not covered here are brake discs (these were changed in 2025 but I didn't have the invoice for it - it would be on the CIA) as well as the headlight that was replaced under plan for having a blown DRL LED driver. It also includes the supply of the wrong tyres that the workshop then just blindly fitted (Pilot super sports instead of PS4S) and they gave me a letter to state that there would be no issues with motorplan since they supplied them LOL. It irritated me not having matching front and rear and then afterward they could only supply PS4S or P Zero Corsas for my rears so I just sold the fronts and did the P Zeros which are on the car until now :ROFLMAO:

That being said, BMW is often consistently the cheapest on tyres and on oil services somehow. I will also say that between brakes, my light change and a few other items, I got plenty of value out of those plan extensions (not changing plugs and half-assing the coolant bottle job notwithstanding).

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BMW F90 M5207 284,45
2021​
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ItemLabourPartsTotalNotes
Car Under Plan & bought in Dec
2022​
91 340,97
ItemLabourPartsTotalNotes
Fitted Spoiler11 932,00
M Performance Suspension27 129,01Height Adjustable Suspension Fitted
Offset selling OEM Rims- 20 000,00
863M Rims50 402,00
M5 CS Steering Wheel + Fitment21 877,96Included paddle shifters
91 340,97

2023​
2 914,02
Interim Oil service2 800,00
Diagnosing PDC and securing numberplate
114,02​
Yes they charged me 114.02 for re-taping the plate
Front and Rear Axle Services

2024​
37 239,00
ItemLabourPartsTotalNotes
Front Tyres (BMW)10 714,00These were incorrectly supplied as Pilot Supersports.
Replaced friction plates on front axle
Replaced coolant expansion tank
CBS Oil serviceThese services would have been 7900 off plan
Friction plates 2.0So the above didn't work and BMW redid the work. Would have been somehow an additional R10028. My guess is first time they only cleaned and second time they replaced.
Motorplan Extension25 600,00Approx
G90 M5 badge925,00

2025​
49 600,00
ItemTotalNotes
CBS Oil
CBS Brake Fluid
Motorplan Extension25 600,00
P Zero Corsas24 000,00

2026​
26 190,46
ItemLabourPartsTotalNotes
Spark Plugs2 695,23Not changed under plan CBS
Dinan Coil Packs
2800​
7600​
10 400,00
13 095,23
26 190,46
 
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