It begins...

S///Mon

Active member
:excited: Picked up the car this evening :excited:

1997 E36 328i Metallic green. This is the start of the transformation from road cruiser to track toy. I will be honest, this has been a dream of mine for as long as I can remember. From way back in the late eighties/early nineties standing on the sidelines @ Killarney I always said "I want to race one day." or something along the lines of "I want to be able to afford that one day."

So now I have. :thumbsup:

Myself and another member on the forum, Jeff, have gone into this venture together. The driving time might be shared, but so are the costs, thus making it easier for us both to have some fun with a rwd car. :)

So I picked up the car at 6:30pm and by 7:30pm it already tried to kill me. Yes thats right, Kill me.

Driving home to Tableview I knew that I would hit traffic along the M5. While sitting for about 30mins bumpertobumper stop start stop start, the temp rose slightly. Not even to the first line after the midway point, but just below it. Now with the work done on the engine (all R10k) sorting out the heating problem; I was paranoid to say the least. As I realized it I pulled over as soon as I could. Shut the engine off, *SH!T, Heat surge!! Start the engine again!* Start engine, allow car to idle for about 2-3mins, and "Hey presto!" the heat starts to drop (Let out a sigh of relief and checked if I had "sharted" myself. Nope nothing... Safe.

Now ready to go again, heart beat back to normal but carefully listening to the engine and eye on the temp gauge, I signal to turn out to the right(now bare in mind I need to cross to the far right lane) *Check blindspot, handbrake down and I'm off. A sudden sick feeling took over in milliseconds when I heard that all well known sound of the steering lock clicking while turned right and my foot lightly pressed on the accelerator. I almost go STRAIGHT ACROSS BOTH LANES WITH THE STEERING LOCKED!!! :facepalm:

Now this is where I love the fact that we as humans have an adrenal gland. God's NOS button for humans. LoOvely mod.

Instinct takes over and I pulled so hard that I pulled it free(I dont think it had completely locked but it was stuck), managed to brake and correct enough as to limit myself from going through the bushes and into incoming traffic. Yes, I would have been THAT guy that you drive passed that's crashed his car in to oncoming traffic during peak hour and you say to yourself "How The F did he do that?"
KFM and Goodhope would have had a great time reporting on that.

Then I remember the guy saying that you need to jiggle the key or something after starting it as the lock doesnt unlock easily at times. He neglected to say that it might LOCK while driving. Made it home, had a nervous chuckle and now looking to see how to remove the dammed thing.

Checked youtube, google, I couldnt find anything helpful. Any1 know or have a link to a forum post that can help?

Will post pics in the morning when I get to work.

 

Hellas

///Member
Congrats on the 'green banana'. Hope she turns out to be a ripe yellow track toy. :wave:
 

S///Mon

Active member
Thanx guys. Found a few guides and walkthrough's on how to remove the steering lock.

Gona give it a "bash" this evening.

HELLAS said:
Congrats on the 'green banana'. Hope she turns out to be a ripe yellow track toy.

Ya thats the next thing, what do I call this car, The green hornet, The green mamba? or the Green POFS that Tried to kill me?! :)
 

moranor@axis

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so i take it there will be alot of e36 parts for sale soon :) hope you can do alot of detailed posts with lots of pics :)
 

S///Mon

Active member
Some crappy phone pics of the car, will take more this evening including all the interior parts up for sale. :thumb:

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Jandre

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HELLAS said:
Congrats on the 'green banana'. Hope she turns out to be a ripe yellow track toy. :wave:

Please let it not be a lemon.



"Ya thats the next thing, what do I call this car, The green hornet, The green mamba? or the Green POFS that Tried to kill me?! :)"
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Sorry SMon. I am afraid the term "POFS" is trademarked. :)

 

jeff_denning

Active member
Here a few more pics from the weekends work, car almost 100% stripped out.
S///Mon posted up the parts here that we won't be using. So, here we go:

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So after all this, here's what our garage looks like...

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Jandre

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Can I have the window winding mechanism for the drivers side front door please. (Wishful thinking)
 

Sankekur

///Member
Yup, now its starting to look like a race car, good going :thumbsup:

Now you need to replace all the windows with plastic add a racing seat and get a roll cage (can't be proper race car if its easy to get into and out of :p )
 

S///Mon

Active member
If I could remove layers of Paint to decrease weight, I would! :)
Will see if I have the energy on Sunday after a staff party at my place on Saturday, and grinding with a Mother of all hangovers, should be interesting if not dangerous!
 

ekseniks

New member
So did you come right with the steering lock? i think i remember seeing a DIY on removing it in the DIY section here :)
 
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