E46 330i 6SP vs. Juke 1.6 Turbo

[greeson]

I say do it, but the leave the pink slips at home, that can only get nasty. Some rich drunk guy tried the same with me, his Aston Martin Vantage V8 against my F10 M5. I chickened out of pink slip deal, but we raced anyway........man, I wish I hadn't been a chicken, that Aston would have looked nice sleeping outside my garage.

you raced a drunk guy :thumbdo:

Well he must have been drunk to think he stood a chance.
Oh and thanks for the moral life lesson, I feel like a better person already.

 

[moranor@axis]

I say do it, but the leave the pink slips at home, that can only get nasty. Some rich drunk guy tried the same with me, his Aston Martin Vantage V8 against my F10 M5. I chickened out of pink slip deal, but we raced anyway........man, I wish I hadn't been a chicken, that Aston would have looked nice sleeping outside my garage.

you raced a drunk guy :thumbdo:

Well he must have been drunk to think he stood a chance.
Oh and thanks for the moral life lesson, I feel like a better person already.

lol dont shoot the messenger not a good idea to brag about beating drunk people in street races :rollsmile:

 

[greeson]

I say do it, but the leave the pink slips at home, that can only get nasty. Some rich drunk guy tried the same with me, his Aston Martin Vantage V8 against my F10 M5. I chickened out of pink slip deal, but we raced anyway........man, I wish I hadn't been a chicken, that Aston would have looked nice sleeping outside my garage.

you raced a drunk guy :thumbdo:

Well he must have been drunk to think he stood a chance.
Oh and thanks for the moral life lesson, I feel like a better person already.

lol dont shoot the messenger not a good idea to brag about beating drunk people in street races...

You're quite right, but the urge to wipe that smug look off his face was just too great. Point taken.

 

[Rompsku]

Lol! Nissan Puke... :biglol:

 

[Ash225]

Lol! Nissan Puke... :biglol:

:roflol::roflol::roflol:

 

[Fuzz@tinyNET]

Fast or NOt...that is the ugliest car on the road. Looks like a frog born in a pool of radio active water...:sorry:

:roflol::roflol::roflol::roflol::bravo: Too true for words :roflol:

EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ETTIENNE]

I encountered a Juke plastered in signage all over that said 140 kw! Private race track close to Menlyn.....BMW 1, Juke 0 :=):

I think a 330i will EAT it!

And yes, ugliest production car around...designed by a drunk 12 year old!

 

[Pho3niX90]

Found this cool site:

http://www.zeperfs.com/en/match93-3907-2645.htm

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Step 1 --- Tell your buddy he's a retard, and start questioning your friendship with him.

As for a race, it depends if you're at altitude or at the coast, how healthy your VANOS is, what mods, etc...

At the coast, a healthy 330i should outrun a Juke Turbo... at altitude, I'm not so sure.

However, top end, you'll rape him every time - they're limited at 220-ish if I'm not mistaken due to their tyres, and not very aerodynamic at that.

Like any little Q-car, the Juke's are overhyped... they're quick, and they can outrun the odd stock and/or slightly sick GTI... but they're hardly the monsters that owners like to make them out to be, and a well-driven G6 GTI will rape seven shades of hell out of a Juke - but you never hear those stories, only the questionable wins.

Here's an example: My stock 330i with blocked catalytic converters has run neck-and-neck with a 2.0T Audi TT from 60-180 km/h - at altitude. I don't take the result as depicting my 330i's performance though, but rather how sick / poorly maintained / poorly driven the TT must have been, as he should've ass-raped me.

Other okes would be plastering that win all over the place, and then keeping quiet the next time they get man-handled by a properly driven GTI.

The vanos seals are 3000KM old, new fuel pump, new fuel filter, new disa valve (in the next 4 days), engine gets serviced every 10K ect, the intake manifold has been cleaned properly as well as the idler control valve