Confirmed E60 530d Purchase

[VictorMike]

Firstly... Family forum for what :skit:

Ooopsss!!! Sorry Herman, I mean to say "vagina"

Secondly, Herman is married :skit:

Thats why I was warning him.

 

[GoCart]

Firstly... Family forum for what :skit:

Ooopsss!!! Sorry Herman, I mean to say "vagina"

Secondly, Herman is married :skit:

Thats why I was warning him.

I fear I have unintentionally exposed my happy life to huge risk, with the wife driving a Z4 roadster and me the 5're :skit:

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Mind you, our cars are old, so perhaps the risk is not real :rollsmile::rollsmile:

 

[Nick]

its 2016 bro, you guys can see other people...

PS i think i should get a 5er to benefit from number 3 on the above list.

 

[ChefDJ]

So new name for the thread will be "Swingers with 5ers" :skit:

 

[GoCart]

its 2016 bro, you guys can see other people...

I get to look plenty without a klap, and that works for me.

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PS i think i should get a 5er to benefit from number 3 on the above list.

Agree 100%

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So new name for the thread will be "Swingers with 5ers" :skit:

Don't you do that :RedNo:

 

[Nick]

cant wait to see if man!

 

[VictorMike]

So new name for the thread will be "Swingers with 5ers" :skit:

"Mature 5 series gentleman beating off women"

Hmmmmm..maybe not

 

[graan13]

:clapper::clapper::clapper:

 

[Dewald Basson]

Congrats Herman :clapper:

 

[RAArmstrong]

Congrats Herman! Be prepared for all the pussy coming your way. Its like the Axe effect, but the 5er effect is real...

Firstly... Family forum for what :skit:

Secondly, Herman is married :skit:

Thirdly, you speak the truth. Rob has had many female counterparts since he got a 5er :fencelook:

Aye. You being one of them

 

[GoCart]

Aye. You being one of them

Moer him Rob, :YesNo:

 

[Sabretooth tiger]

Congratulations Herman :clapper:

 

[sash]

Congrats, welcome to the club

 

[ChefDJ]

Congrats Herman! Be prepared for all the pussy coming your way. Its like the Axe effect, but the 5er effect is real...

Firstly... Family forum for what :skit:

Secondly, Herman is married :skit:

Thirdly, you speak the truth. Rob has had many female counterparts since he got a 5er :fencelook:

Aye. You being one of them

You were the one who willingly climbed into my bed while I was drugged. Whore.

 

[Dewald Basson]

Congrats Herman! Be prepared for all the pussy coming your way. Its like the Axe effect, but the 5er effect is real...

Firstly... Family forum for what :skit:

Secondly, Herman is married :skit:

Thirdly, you speak the truth. Rob has had many female counterparts since he got a 5er :fencelook:

Aye. You being one of them

You were the one who willingly climbed into my bed while I was drugged. Whore.

 

[GoCart]

Aye. You being one of them

You were the one who willingly climbed into my bed while I was drugged. Whore.

Hey, don't you come spoil this quality thread with this obscenity :hammerhead:, Rob is a gentle sole, and won't do the things you are implying... we'll exclude you from the next burger run :sorry:

 

[ChefDJ]

... Rob is a gentle sole...

That's what his parents like to think as well.

 

[RAArmstrong]

:fencelook:

 

[Coisman]

This is not the kakpraat thread people...go post your kakpraat there or I ban you imp:

 

[GoCart]

OK, the Beemer is at the paint shop getting the stone chips sorted out, and then off to have a full inspection done.... or whatever, we know the truth....

Should be collecting either late tomorrow, of Thursday after work....

I CAN'T BLOODY WAIT :excited: