E39 540i Manual project

Benji

Well-known member
Nice work Benji. Your professional prognosis says the vehicle ran with probably just water, is this from the previous owner or probably oversight on your side while working on the car? .

At this point you've built a solid car which should be reliable going forward, enjoy it.
No, that is previous owner nonsense, just ironic that it failed after standing around at the paint shop for a year

Yeah I should enjoy it, but that is like trying to enjoy intimacy with your wife, knowing she cheated on you last week 🤷‍♂️
 

supertramp

Active member
No, that is previous owner nonsense, just ironic that it failed after standing around at the paint shop for a year

Yeah I should enjoy it, but that is like trying to enjoy intimacy with your wife, knowing she cheated on you last week 🤷‍♂️
Awesome Benji, you are a true "Fanatic" ............. Would like to see that "old beast" when you are totally finished with her ..... great stuff and keep updating us :cool::):)
 

Benji

Well-known member
I have more or less been returning this car to stock over the last few months in preparation of selling it. Removed the 18" style 32s, M5 diff, mirrors and stabiliser and got the front of the car PPF'd and installed a new GRAF waterpump after my fake Saleri pump failed. I have also been sorting a few odds and ends on the car and using it a bit more than usual. I must say, it looks a bit silly now on the 17" wheels, but it is driving better than ever and Ive really been enjoying it. Might even keep it, I dunno...

Reset the fuel consumption at the Springs tollgate on the N17 and took this pic as I pulled off the highway in Fourways - keeping at the speed limit all the way...6.9L/100km is crazy for a 4.4 V8 hey? Also, cant believe how Ive been struggling to get this below 10 on the open road... :rolleyes:
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Had some rear window trims 3D printed - will get these done properly in black TPU, but looks pretty good - beats buying a whole new trim for R3000!
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Finally got a front numberplate...after 4 years and no fines :cool:
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Some random pics still with the M5 mirrors
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This is such a perfect and sorted car, enough power under the foot, awesome sound system quality, superbly comfortable cruising; even the wife mentioned how nice the exhaust sounds...
 

Bugger

///Member
Yeah, if only I could miraculously generate parking spaces at the same rate I seem to accumulate cars
Have you considered a storage unit for it? Not sure what the associated costs per month would be, but may be worth investigating? It is a stunning car.
 

Benji

Well-known member
Have you considered a storage unit for it? Not sure what the associated costs per month would be, but may be worth investigating? It is a stunning car.
About R1000 a month and the constant self doubt keeping you awake at night; created by the ridiculous situation of having to drive to a storage unit with your car to fetch your car so you can drive your car :ROFLMAO:

We shall also gloss over the fact that I currently have 2 cars in "free" storage, both about 5min drive from my house, both I have not seen in 2 months...
 

Bugger

///Member
About R1000 a month and the constant self doubt keeping you awake at night; created by the ridiculous situation of having to drive to a storage unit with your car to fetch your car so you can drive your car :ROFLMAO:

We shall also gloss over the fact that I currently have 2 cars in "free" storage, both about 5min drive from my house, both I have not seen in 2 months...
Ya I know, but hey was worth asking! IF I buy another sneaky sneaky, which I am contemplating very seriously depending on what I can find, I'm gonna hide it in a storage unit. R1000 a month is far better than being eaten alive by wife, ala Praying Mantis 🙈

Geez I really do make her out to be quite bad! When she isn't really, I promise.
 

modocrat

Well-known member
Ya I know, but hey was worth asking! IF I buy another sneaky sneaky, which I am contemplating very seriously depending on what I can find, I'm gonna hide it in a storage unit. R1000 a month is far better than being eaten alive by wife, ala Praying Mantis 🙈

Geez I really do make her out to be quite bad! When she isn't really, I promise.
Why do I get the feeling she walked in on you while typing this....
 
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