Yo sh!t dont stank?!

[Onyx]

Sitting at Lyndhurst BMW right now waiting for the shuttle service to take my ass back home...

Now this is my very first time at a BMW dealership for a 'service' and one thing that's apparent is that these service consultants really do have their nose in the air :rollsmile:

Really very willing to help... and some are really easy on the eye too :thumbs:

Dealt with Angeline, highly recommended! (i appreciate good service)

Anyone else deal with Lyndhurst - your experiences?

 

[andrewbuch]

We use them as they less than 1km from our house..

We have bad service with them.. usually takes 4 or 5 times returning the car before they actually fix the problem...

 

[Onyx]

Getting my spare key... guess they cant cock that up? (Touch wood) :rollsmile:

 

[andrewbuch]

Hahahaha.. took 3 tries for my dad to get his extra key...

And its still not working right

 

[Onyx]

Hahahaha.. took 3 tries for my dad to get his extra key...

And its still not working right

Oh God...

 

[andrewbuch]

Have fun

 

[J1gga]

Getting my spare key... guess they cant cock that up? (Touch wood) :rollsmile:

Hey Onyx, I need a spare for my E46, How mauch do they charge for spare key?

 

[Cole]

maybe BMW just likes us visiting and thats why the f*k up our cars the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th times....

 

[andrewbuch]

Our other E46 went in 5 times for a oil leak.. We then sold the car, and the dealer we sold it through (non bmw dealer, client of my dad) had to take it back to get the oil leak fixed again.. but now motorplan had expired and they gave him a BS story of it now being another oil leak, not the same one

 

[Onyx]

Getting my spare key... guess they cant cock that up? (Touch wood) :rollsmile:

Hey Onyx, I need a spare for my E46, How mauch do they charge for spare key?

I'll let you know when i pick the car up later...
Thankfully, i aint paying for it! (2nd hand dealership i bought it from is)

And luckily i checked if the Motorplan was transfered to my name - IT WASN'T!

Never deal with Inspectar Edenvale (Trading as Damar Motors)

 

[-xXx-]

JSN MOTORS on William Nicol has the hottest cutest receptionist I have ever laid my balls on... (eyeballs that is). She wears braces just in case you guys wanna have a look.

 

[v1p3r]

JSN is the Schnitzer agent right? Hooooo might want to have a look into that one :biglol:

 

[AshG108]

which braces are you referrig to here bro?:biglol:

 

[Onyx]

Getting my spare key... guess they cant cock that up? (Touch wood) :rollsmile:

Hey Onyx, I need a spare for my E46, How mauch do they charge for spare key?

Spare key for the E90 came to ±R2400...

Crazy right! :=):

 

[andrewbuch]

Getting my spare key... guess they cant cock that up? (Touch wood) :rollsmile:

Hey Onyx, I need a spare for my E46, How mauch do they charge for spare key?

Spare key for the E90 came to ±R2400...

Crazy right! :=):

Thats about the price they Quoted my dad.. & told him to pay.. He told them to jump & shove it as it should be covered by motorplan as both keys were doing the same thing of only working if you hold it against the car when pushing the buttons..

So now the "new" one after visiting twice to get it coded still only works from like 30cm away from the car

 

[JENICH]

JSN MOTORS on William Nicol has the hottest cutest receptionist I have ever laid my balls on... (eyeballs that is). She wears braces just in case you guys wanna have a look.

xXx,
I have seen her too and she looks damn fine
:thumbs::thumbs:

 

[J1gga]

Getting my spare key... guess they cant cock that up? (Touch wood) :rollsmile:

Hey Onyx, I need a spare for my E46, How mauch do they charge for spare key?

Spare key for the E90 came to ±R2400...

Crazy right! :=):

Thats about the price they Quoted my dad.. & told him to pay.. He told them to jump & shove it as it should be covered by motorplan as both keys were doing the same thing of only working if you hold it against the car when pushing the buttons..

So now the "new" one after visiting twice to get it coded still only works from like 30cm away from the car

Thanks Onyx, This price almost spoiled my friday, I feel the same as Chris's Dad, they can go shove it :thumbdo:

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Getting my spare key... guess they cant cock that up? (Touch wood) :rollsmile:

Hey Onyx, I need a spare for my E46, How mauch do they charge for spare key?

Spare key for the E90 came to ±R2400...

Crazy right! :=):

Thats about the price they Quoted my dad.. & told him to pay.. He told them to jump & shove it as it should be covered by motorplan as both keys were doing the same thing of only working if you hold it against the car when pushing the buttons..

So now the "new" one after visiting twice to get it coded still only works from like 30cm away from the car

Thanks Onyx, This price almost spoiled my friday, I feel the same as Chris's Dad, they can go shove it :thumbdo:

:sorry:, Andrew's Dad :hammerhead:

 

[Chucky]

I tend to stay away from the dealers, but dealt with Lyndhurst a few times in the past when i was still naive and stupid and partly because my office used to be around the corner from them, i feel they are a bit pricey but service was good all the times ive been there they even sent me status reports while my car was with them.

 

[Onyx]

**Update**

Got my car back yesterday...

Requested 2 things:
1. Front indicator light out and to be replaced. (NOT DONE)
2. Supply Spare key (IN THE PROCESS AND PROMISED BY NEXT WED)

Have my car the entire day and not even washed :nonono:

I've received way better service from Renault!

 

[andrewbuch]

Hahahahahahahhahaha

and once again Lyndhurt auto does what they do best


Dont say I never warned anybody