Yamaha R1

Fuzzy

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Just got myself one of these babies! :excited:

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JOSEPH

New member
Course number 1! Read my thread in the bike section.

Number two, don't ride with mini's coz you can crack open the rear section when leaning to make a turn, (the mini i meant)

Happy riding! :)
 

freerider

Honorary ///Member
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That was my baby before I added:

Zero Gravity smoke screen
Scorpion Titanium pipe
Clear rear lens
Carbon Fiber thingy to stop the kak spraying off the back wheel (cant remember what its called)

And stuck on some Pirelli Diablo Corsa's

Then I sold it to pay the transfer duties when I bought my house :(
 

Fuzzy

///Member
JOSEPH said:
Course number 1! Read my thread in the bike section.

Number two, don't ride with mini's coz you can crack open the rear section when leaning to make a turn, (the mini i meant)

Happy riding! :)

Bru the last thing I could ever afford to do is ride with a mini on! Joh, that will put most people off sex for life!! As for the cracking open part, that goes for both in my case! :mmm:

JOSEPH said:
Course number 1! Read my thread in the bike section.

Number two, don't ride with mini's coz you can crack open the rear section when leaning to make a turn, (the mini i meant)

Happy riding! :)

By the way, I like yo signature!:thumbsup:
 

JOSEPH

New member
freerider said:
CBR929RR1.jpg


That was my baby before I added:

Zero Gravity smoke screen
Scorpion Titanium pipe
Clear rear lens
Carbon Fiber thingy to stop the kak spraying off the back wheel (cant remember what its called)

And stuck on some Pirelli Diablo Corsa's

Then I sold it to pay the transfer duties when I bought my house :(

The thingy is a Rear Hugger
 

Fuzzy

///Member
HELLAS NC said:
post your first speeding fine when you get it...(prolly tomorrow?)

Nada, no, nee, fok nee, eikona, I might not be afraid to put foot innie hoek with my car, but bikes scare shitless. One wrong move dan lê ek sideways oppie N1!!
 

Hellas

///Member
Fuzzy said:
HELLAS NC said:
post your first speeding fine when you get it...(prolly tomorrow?)

Nada, no, nee, fok nee, eikona, I might not be afraid to put foot innie hoek with my car, but bikes scare shitless. One wrong move dan lê ek sideways oppie N1!!

I feel kinda the same way about bikes. I miss the doors, dakliggie and seatbelts...
 

Fuzzy

///Member
freerider said:
CBR929RR1.jpg


That was my baby before I added:

Zero Gravity smoke screen
Scorpion Titanium pipe
Clear rear lens
Carbon Fiber thingy to stop the kak spraying off the back wheel (cant remember what its called)

And stuck on some Pirelli Diablo Corsa's

Then I sold it to pay the transfer duties when I bought my house :(

Carbon Fiber thingy to stop the kak spraying off the back wheel (cant remember what its called) A mud flap! he he he he

Nice-sh me likesh!! Thing is I think the midlife crisis has hit me hard! Beats a diamond ring though!

You had your priorities in order! Mine is currently back to front!!
 

JOSEPH

New member
i took my number plate off, moered it pass metro police once, grasmere toll road 300kmph, check in the mirror they didn't move, so i just laughed and goeied it! next thing i check in da distance, road block setting up, they radio each other quicker than ADT to a crime scene,

yeah that was the first day i made a short cut through the bush,

good thing it can go 4X4 mode aswell :-D
 

Fuzzy

///Member
JOSEPH said:
i took my number plate off, moered it pass metro police once, grasmere toll road 300kmph, check in the mirror they didn't move, so i just laughed and goeied it! next thing i check in da distance, road block setting up, they radio each other quicker than ADT to a crime scene,

yeah that was the first day i made a short cut through the bush,

good thing it can go 4X4 mode aswell :-D

What the F*%&^%!!! 300kms/hr!!! The closest I got was 220kms/hr (and no, I was the passenger!) I kakked in my broek! So did they catch you? What the hell did you ride that can gooi 300kms and nogals convert to 4x4 mode? I thought I was crazy man!! :dropjaw:

Farmer said:
You go girl!!! so the turbo for the beemer is down the drain?
Nice bike

Yes, thats down the drain for now. I cant afford to spend R100k!! (I considered a second bond, but that's just ludacrous!) :dropjaw: Well if I wanna imagine that my car is really fast I must ma go down to Durban-and-all and race me car downhill!! he he they mos race downhill over there and say they run good times!
 

Fuzzy

///Member
HELLAS NC said:
Fuzzy said:
HELLAS NC said:
post your first speeding fine when you get it...(prolly tomorrow?)

Nada, no, nee, fok nee, eikona, I might not be afraid to put foot innie hoek with my car, but bikes scare shitless. One wrong move dan lê ek sideways oppie N1!!

I feel kinda the same way about bikes. I miss the doors, dakliggie and seatbelts...

En aircon!! Not FORCED INDUCTION taken to the extreme, and a few bugs in the face too! As for seatbelts, what's those thingy's called to assist the funny cars in stopping? Daai parachutes! One of dem!!

Will post some pics soonest she comes down from Jo'burg!
 

JOSEPH

New member
Fuzzy said:
JOSEPH said:
i took my number plate off, moered it pass metro police once, grasmere toll road 300kmph, check in the mirror they didn't move, so i just laughed and goeied it! next thing i check in da distance, road block setting up, they radio each other quicker than ADT to a crime scene,

yeah that was the first day i made a short cut through the bush,

good thing it can go 4X4 mode aswell :-D

What the F*%&^%!!! 300kms/hr!!! The closest I got was 220kms/hr (and no, I was the passenger!) I kakked in my broek! So did they catch you? What the hell did you ride that can gooi 300kms and nogals convert to 4x4 mode? I thought I was crazy man!! :dropjaw:


My GSXR1000 K6, your bike can too :)
Just a power commander (chip) that's it capeesh, infact standard they do it just as easily, head down rest your chin on the tank, close your legs tight, your a$$ will steer the bike, and moer it, using the puig screen to protect you.
That's it! DON'T TRY IT! "and that's shouting" DON'T EVER!
i knew what i was doing, rode for many years, and i knew that there was a short cut, just in case a road block awaited me...
 

Fuzzy

///Member
JOSEPH said:
Fuzzy said:
JOSEPH said:
i took my number plate off, moered it pass metro police once, grasmere toll road 300kmph, check in the mirror they didn't move, so i just laughed and goeied it! next thing i check in da distance, road block setting up, they radio each other quicker than ADT to a crime scene,

yeah that was the first day i made a short cut through the bush,

good thing it can go 4X4 mode aswell :-D

What the F*%&^%!!! 300kms/hr!!! The closest I got was 220kms/hr (and no, I was the passenger!) I kakked in my broek! So did they catch you? What the hell did you ride that can gooi 300kms and nogals convert to 4x4 mode? I thought I was crazy man!! :dropjaw:


My GSXR1000 K6, your bike can too :)
Just a power commander (chip) that's it capeesh, infact standard they do it just as easily, head down rest your chin on the tank, close your legs tight, your a$$ will steer the bike, and moer it, using the puig screen to protect you.
That's it! DON'T TRY IT! "and that's shouting" DON'T EVER!
i knew what i was doing, rode for many years, and i knew that there was a short cut, just in case a road block awaited me...



BELIEVE YOU ME MY CHINA, I AINT TRYING NONE OF THAT STUFF EVER! I need to live for a very long time still! No good giving up smoking and then you moer 300kms down anything for that matter! Then I might as well smoke some of the good stuff and skink 'n stywe dop!
 

JOSEPH

New member
lol :-D

yeah i'm saving my finances, and my life aswell, to eventually get an E92 Mpower, eventually.

that's the goal...
 

freerider

Honorary ///Member
Fuzzy said:
JOSEPH said:
Fuzzy said:
JOSEPH said:
i took my number plate off, moered it pass metro police once, grasmere toll road 300kmph, check in the mirror they didn't move, so i just laughed and goeied it! next thing i check in da distance, road block setting up, they radio each other quicker than ADT to a crime scene,

yeah that was the first day i made a short cut through the bush,

good thing it can go 4X4 mode aswell :-D

What the F*%&^%!!! 300kms/hr!!! The closest I got was 220kms/hr (and no, I was the passenger!) I kakked in my broek! So did they catch you? What the hell did you ride that can gooi 300kms and nogals convert to 4x4 mode? I thought I was crazy man!! :dropjaw:


My GSXR1000 K6, your bike can too :)
Just a power commander (chip) that's it capeesh, infact standard they do it just as easily, head down rest your chin on the tank, close your legs tight, your a$$ will steer the bike, and moer it, using the puig screen to protect you.
That's it! DON'T TRY IT! "and that's shouting" DON'T EVER!
i knew what i was doing, rode for many years, and i knew that there was a short cut, just in case a road block awaited me...



BELIEVE YOU ME MY CHINA, I AINT TRYING NONE OF THAT STUFF EVER! I need to live for a very long time still! No good giving up smoking and then you moer 300kms down anything for that matter! Then I might as well smoke some of the good stuff and skink 'n stywe dop!



I said the same thing, next thing I was blitzing down the R44 at 298kph ;)
 

Fuzzy

///Member
Maybe then I should get a speedometer that talks back at me. Constantly reminding me and nagging me about the speed I am doing! I know, I suppose that's what I say now, but the reality is that you can so quickly reach neck breaking speeds without even realising it! Ouens nou maak julle my bang!

Its the cars on the roads that scare me more i suppose. Bikers arent treated very well on the road....PERIOD!
 
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