What utter crap

moranor@axis

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i think bmw drivers were 19.21% because they had more women approaching them making it harder to resist :fencelook:
 

S///Mon

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Luis Malhou

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LOL.. Makes for interesting reading... so only successful people drive BEEMERS...

I visit JHB traffic only 4 times or so a month, and my biggest peeve in general, across any brand is the use or actually non use of indicators. It astounds me how people drive with no indicators. The float across lanes, turn with no thought for people behind or near them.

I sometimes want to just clobber the idiots. That and cellphones, worst is that these are people in expensive cars that either come fitted with Bluetooth or have the financial means to install hands free kits, for which a good one like Parrot is around R1000-1500.

The combination persons are even worse, changing lanes etc with a crooked neck holding phone in place...MORONS

:argh:
 

msm

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According to the survey, car owners least likely to cheat on their partners are those who drive Renaults (0.28%), Fiats and Chryslers (0.55% each).

That's because other people realise what poor taste you have and you don't stand a chance at attracting any attention :yuck:
 
msm said:
According to the survey, car owners least likely to cheat on their partners are those who drive Renaults (0.28%), Fiats and Chryslers (0.55% each).

That's because other people realise what poor taste you have and you don't stand a chance at attracting any attention :yuck:

:biglol::biglol:

 

moranor@axis

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So ladies one thing is quite clear...

if you want a boring man find one who drives a Renault, Fiat and Chrysler...

if you want a fun guy who is good in bed get a guy with a BMW :rollsmile:
 
moranor@axis said:
So ladies one thing is quite clear...

if you want a boring man find one who drives a Renault, Fiat and Chrysler...

if you want a fun guy who is good in bed get a guy with a BMW :rollsmile:

Don't let our wives see this, soon we all drive Reno's:yuck:

 

UpNcOmiNg!

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+1
I think this is BS to the enth degree.
Most idiots I see are Golf drivers (young and old).
Just last week I saw the biggest idiot, weaving in and out of traffic across ALL the lanes in a Merc C-Class
 

moranor@axis

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Sabretooth tiger said:
moranor@axis said:
So ladies one thing is quite clear...

if you want a boring man find one who drives a Renault, Fiat and Chrysler...

if you want a fun guy who is good in bed get a guy with a BMW :rollsmile:

Don't let our wives see this, soon we all drive Reno's:yuck:

lol you can always use it as a bargaining chip when getting a new car...

'but if we get the Reno MPV i will lose the will to live and this will directly impact my sex drive'

'ok then i guess we better go for the M3'

:rollsmile:
 
moranor@axis said:
Sabretooth tiger said:
moranor@axis said:
So ladies one thing is quite clear...

if you want a boring man find one who drives a Renault, Fiat and Chrysler...

if you want a fun guy who is good in bed get a guy with a BMW :rollsmile:

Don't let our wives see this, soon we all drive Reno's:yuck:

lol you can always use it as a bargaining chip when getting a new car...

'but if we get the Reno MPV i will lose the will to live and this will directly impact my sex drive'

'ok then i guess we better go for the M3'

:rollsmile:

Or you bought the Reno, due to fear that you might sleep with your ex (No Coisman NO)

Then you suffer from Premature Failure, and have to go to meetings for the support group, but you coming to early and no one is at the meetings yet, as they all gone out to by BMW's:fencelook:

 

Nic_s

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UpNcOmiNg! said:
+1
I think this is BS to the enth degree.
Most idiots I see are Golf drivers (young and old).
Just last week I saw the biggest idiot, weaving in and out of traffic across ALL the lanes in a Merc C-Class

I've seen all sorts making u turns on highways and busy main roads and it's usually some "little" car. People think because they're cars are small it's "light and nimble". It isn't. Just changing lane "quick" or making a u turn "quick" doesn't exist in the world of cars. Kids should be taught the dangers of cars and what a vehicle of 1.5 tons is actually capable of. Maybe then people will start to have more respect for cars.
 

Philip Foglar

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"That's according to an online dating site...", and this is half the problem with this statistic! Have no time for these tyres of generalising stigmas!! :argh:
 

Nic_s

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I'm waiting to see if the first comment gets down voted 30 times. Maybe we can help :mmm:

EDIT: It's been down voted 30 times now. Result.
 
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