Starlight Diner gettogether

[Skwinty]

I'll be dressed as a chicken

Don't start any chicken shit there.

This guy walks into a bar, carrying a crocodile and a chicken. He sets them down on the stool next to him, and says to the (uncertain-looking) bartender "I'll have a Scotch and Soda." Then the crocodile says "And I'll have a Whiskey Sour." The (dumbfounded) bartender gasps "That's incredible; I've never seen a crocodile that could talk!" And the guy says "He can't; the chicken is a ventriloquist."

 

[Hellas]

Il be stopping by just after 7. Stupid question but never met any if you guys so... How do I know who to walk up to?

Find the noisy bunch all shouting " My car is faster than yours"...
"No it isn't Yes it is No it isn't" ....

Nope Steve, he might just walk over to the ST group... :mmm:

 

[Truvalu]

Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers?





No, you should eat your fingers separately!

 

[ChrisBrand]

Guy (Irish) walks into a bar and sees a giraffe lying on the floor. Not sure he asks the bartender : " Hey, whats that lyin over there?" Bartender replies : " Thats not a lion, thats a giraffe."

Yes its a kuk joke but im trying to avoid studying

 

[Hellas]

I had the BIG burger there last week. The bun measured 30cm across, I kid you not. Ask for the R75 big one tonight and you will see. Think it's called the Yankee or something.

JANDRE: I almost forgot...seems like you will be, uhm, sponsoring...?

 

[Tigger]

Gconry18 came to fetch my kidney grill and 325i badge to spray it matt black today. Should be done by tonite... Then she just needs a wash...

 

[Mike1]

I need coffee.

 

[Hellas]

Mini not have a coffee machine Mike?

 

[Truvalu]

I had the BIG burger there last week. The bun measured 30cm across, I kid you not. Ask for the R75 big one tonight and you will see. Think it's called the Yankee or something.

JANDRE: I almost forgot...seems like you will be, uhm, sponsoring...?

I am trying to get my son to come with.... I cannot eat a moe#se burger like that and have an original burger free as well!!! I will let him have the mother of all burgers and I will have the original.

I can tell you, we will be just past Engen 1stop on our way back, and he will say "I am hungry"....

 

[Mike1]

We got a coffee machine. Hell it even serves small meals...

Im just to lazy to walk across the showroom to push the "go" button. :mmm:

 

[gconry18]

Gconry18 came to fetch my kidney grill and 325i badge to spray it matt black today. Should be done by tonite... Then she just needs a wash...

I'm such a nice guy... If you didnt need your car I would of taken it with me and washed it too...

 

[andrewbuch]

Gconry18 came to fetch my kidney grill and 325i badge to spray it matt black today. Should be done by tonite... Then she just needs a wash...

I'm such a nice guy... If you didnt need your car I would of taken it with me and washed it too...

Thats just cause you wanna save on petrol in your own car

 

[gconry18]

Thats just cause you wanna save on petrol in your own car

shhhh... you'll blow my cover...

 

[Jandre]

I hope to still be able to make it. The POFS has risen from it's hiding place to bite me in the ass once again. Nice feeling of De Ja Vu heading my way. She was dead as a doornail. Wouldn't jump start, they managed to run start her.

 

[Tigger]

Will try out a wash, rinse and shine... See if a all in one can work, dont have time to do it all...

 

[Skwinty]

Nope Steve, he might just walk over to the ST group... :mmm:

OOPs :wrongforum:

 

[Matt Q]

I'll be bringing some VERY potent green goodness for whoever is feeling brave

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If anyone within a reasonable distance needs a lift (I'm in town) just post. I'll check here before I leave

 

[Truvalu]

I'll be bringing some VERY potent green goodness for whoever is feeling brave

:thinking::thinking::mmm::mmm::nono:imp:

 

[applehero]

You have to do the secret dance when you get inside, then we'll know it's you.

Is this like the team america secret signal?

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[Roundal]

I had a last minute crisis at work, and am pissed I had to miss out. Well see you next time.:bawling: