Dear dearest most honorable honor,
Your holiness I am writing you this because I'm very much angry. I am not sure why, but that does not matter. Make no mistake this is no small matter. You must recognize and acknowledge my anger. I have once accidently voted for the city. I thought there was an unusually long queue for the ice cream truck, but it ended up being a voting station, so I voted. And then went some other place for the ice cream as there wasn't any. But I am entitled because I voted and once paid the tax, but didn't win anything. Now that you know you must help, I will state my problem. Not my problem, but somebody else's problem. Not from local but from local earth, so you must still help. You see your majesty he posted a very dark and scary video on the internets of his car's bonnet. It was most disturbing as it was in portrait format. Much like the Blair Witch videos long ago. I was very well scared. Now his cousin is doing the drugs for which I blame you. Also the crack, for which I wrote you last month and still not repaired, like the pothole near me also. Now but also his girlfriend she now is gone and making all of the troubles for him. I am not sure if also this was your party's doing. Maybe not, but I am not sure. What I am saying your greatness is that now his car just breaks and breaks. And the police they say the car it must just break and don't do nothing or something?! So your excellency, you must call the Obama Care and ask them to stop this breaking from the car. That is all for now. #breakingmustfall