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Next mid-week meet...???
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Jandre
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What about the 15th. Same time, different place.
Matt Q
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We can do next week again.. however tomorrow I will be at the Speedway cafe at 20h30 and will consume 2 (two) redbulls and smoke 2.5 (two and a half) camel cigarettes (light, hard box). I may or may not pee at this time.
Then I will proceed to the Wembley where I will park as close to the ordering area as possible, hidden by the menus, and proceed to order 1 (one) mutton salomie and 4 (four) mince samoosas. As I am rather tall and pale, getting attention and eventually placing an order will take approximately 35 minutes and 16 seconds.
Having consumed the highly fatty and quite possibly carcinogenic wembley treats, I will slowly make my way through the car park looking for ST's and Scoobies.. when I walk past them I will look at them ignoring the owners, crouch and look under them, kick their wheels gently, squint and examine them and then smile gently and snigger as I walk away.
If I haven't been stabbed or beaten up after roughly 43 minutes and 20 seconds of this, I will be challenged by one or several of them.. when asked what I drive I will reply "a 3-series BMW with a filter and a powerflow exhaust"
After I have killed several or all of them I will go past a petrol station to buy extra strong breath mints to kill the salomie and cigarette smell, I will then head back home and ravage my wife in at least 3 positions and for at least 28 minutes and 15 seconds.
I will probably pee again at this point and then go to sleep.
Either way, let's just keep it kind of unstructured and random, I hate planning things too much. Let's just see what happens hey?
Then I will proceed to the Wembley where I will park as close to the ordering area as possible, hidden by the menus, and proceed to order 1 (one) mutton salomie and 4 (four) mince samoosas. As I am rather tall and pale, getting attention and eventually placing an order will take approximately 35 minutes and 16 seconds.
Having consumed the highly fatty and quite possibly carcinogenic wembley treats, I will slowly make my way through the car park looking for ST's and Scoobies.. when I walk past them I will look at them ignoring the owners, crouch and look under them, kick their wheels gently, squint and examine them and then smile gently and snigger as I walk away.
If I haven't been stabbed or beaten up after roughly 43 minutes and 20 seconds of this, I will be challenged by one or several of them.. when asked what I drive I will reply "a 3-series BMW with a filter and a powerflow exhaust"
After I have killed several or all of them I will go past a petrol station to buy extra strong breath mints to kill the salomie and cigarette smell, I will then head back home and ravage my wife in at least 3 positions and for at least 28 minutes and 15 seconds.
I will probably pee again at this point and then go to sleep.
Either way, let's just keep it kind of unstructured and random, I hate planning things too much. Let's just see what happens hey?
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Jandre
Guest
Matt is just so damn vague. Die man is soos die Skim. Totally unpredictable. Lol
zaleonardz
Well-known member
You didnt really think the breath mints were breath mints did you ?
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