My NEW (to me) E91 320d

EATYOURVITAMIN5

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Hi everyone

After a very long hunt for an E91, I eventually landed on one. I had seen this car a while ago and sent the seller a message, to which he promptly left me on read. I messaged him again the following day and... he left me on read again. I messaged him one, final time. Again he left me on read. At this point, I was quite discouraged and let him be.

After some time, I decided that I didn't want to lose this car.. it wasn't perfect but it ticked a lot of my boxes - so I did what any rational man would do at this stage – I snitched. I went straight to the guys wife and told on him. She promptly gave me his number and I managed to actually get a response on WhatsApp! Later that evening, not only did I go see the car but I actually left with it..

So, here she is - My Alpine White III E91 320d automatic.
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EATYOURVITAMIN5

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Story time

What's important to note is that the images you see above were taken yesterday and not on the day I took the car (because it was night time when I got home)

The reason they were taken yesterday is because the car has not been with me since about the time that I got it. The very next day after buying the car, the transmission did a slight jerk and shudder on the highway and threw the car into limp mode.

After limping the car home, I plugged it in for a diagnosis and I saw the last thing any ZF gearbox owner wants to see... EGS: Ratio monitoring, clutch A - Translation: I hope you didn't intend on buying Christmas gifts this year.

Above this, there were a few other codes that made the situation much worse - EGS: Turbine speed sensor and EGS: Output speed sensor.

This unfortunately meant catastrophic issues, if we were in the 1800s, I'd have taken the car out back and shot it in the back of the skull. Instead of this, I took it to a friend of mine, Mr Sav himself. His first reaction to me explaining what was wrong was that I was about to make him a very rich man.. He advised me to take the car to ZF themselves. The next day, I did exactly that. I went to ZF in Germiston and flashed my VIP identification (I told them I was a forum member) they told me to fill in the book.

Upon speaking to the lady at the front desk, Aaliyah, she was quite knowledgeable about what was going on, even she relayed to me that I was in hot water. She brought out a mechanic to substantiate her claims. I showed him the codes from ISTA and he said, and I quote "Oh shit". Not exactly what you'd like to hear from the guy who is supposed to fix your car.

Besides the clutch(es) slipping, the speed sensors pointed toward mechatronic failure... ZF quoted me R99 000 before VAT to do a complete rebuild. A partial rebuild was half of that before VAT but the partial rebuild does not include mechatronic, which was the main failure point on my transmission. ZF was now advising me to go elsewhere.. no one wanted to touch the car in its state. They advised that I straight up buy a 2nd hand box - they referred me to Japan Auto in Boksburg - I phoned them and asked for a 6HP19 but specifically for a diesel. The lady that helped me on the phone said they had in stock, but when I was transferred over to a floor worker, they said they didn't have.. only for a petrol car (which cannot be used - different torque metrics).

I phoned around to a handful of places and no one had a transmission for me. That was until I stumbled across a place in JHB.. I know, I know.. JHB is not the place to be getting spares, but at this point, I needed to get this car that I have owned for less than 24hrs running again. I paid a visit to a place called Samco Engines in Booysens (not directly in JHB CBD which is a bonus) I asked if they had a 6HP19 for a diesel and they said no. Desperate, I asked to see it.. they took me to the box and I ran the part number – it was indeed for a diesel. I told them I was willing to take it but what guarantee did I have that it was working? They told me that I had no guarantee whatsoever. The gentleman that helped me offered to show me the oil by tipping it over and stripping the oil pan but more than that, he couldn't do. He also informed me that once I received an invoice from them, I was not to return again - it was a risk that I was taking.

Who am I if not a gambling man. I paid for the box and immediately took it to ZF. They took it to the back room where they were doing a diagnosis on it. I waited in the parking lot like a virgin waiting for marriage. I paced up and down for what seemed like hours, as if I was waiting outside of a surgery ward at NetCare.

They wheel out my transmission on the tray they loaded it on and the two mechanics looked me dead in my eyes, shook their heads and told me "it's not looking good". The house had won.

They told me that although the mechatronic on the new box wasn't throwing an error, the clutches on this box were also slipping. I had two boxes with slipping clutches - just to remind the reader, a partial rebuild (for this exact issue of slipping clutches) was about R50 000+

One thing about me is that my spirit can't be broken.

I told them to just put the transmission back in my car and that I would make another plan. I took my car to a place 5 minutes from my house, Executive Transmissions in Eastleigh. I spoke to a Mr. Mike there who apparently used to work for ZF many moons ago but left due to politics. The man is a guru. I explained to him what the issue was and why I had a boat anchor in my boot and he told me he would sort me out.

Almost a week (and R36 000) later, I have a fully rebuilt and refreshed transmission that doesn't throw a single code and shifts beautifully. I finally had the opportunity to enjoy the car.
 
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EATYOURVITAMIN5

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(A secret the that audience doesn't know) While I had the downtime with the car in the workshop, I was working tirelessly to source a handful of parts.

Eagle eyed viewers will notice that what is missing above, happens to be the exact components that would (hypothetically) be required for an LCI conversion.

Not so hypothetically, I gathered a full array of parts to do exactly that.

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EATYOURVITAMIN5

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While I was busy, I couldn't stand the (for those who speak Portuguese) Tuga Special mirror caps and side markers. They sucked the life out of me the moment I laid eyes on them. I immediately restored the mirror caps back to stock along with the standard clear side markers.

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EATYOURVITAMIN5

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After a lot of struggling (usual theme - see my CarPlay installation fiasco) the swap was complete. Before anyone says anything, I know! I know the bonnet looks absolutely shocking. I cannot tell you how long I struggled to get the fit as good as possible and believe it or not, this is substantially better than it looked when I first mounted it. I fully intend to ask which ever panel beater that sprays my bumper to please align it correctly as that is their profession.

Disclaimer aside, here is the end result.

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EATYOURVITAMIN5

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After another full day of (surprise surprise) struggling... I had quickly realised that I was not going to get away with running my FRMFA (FRM1) with these lights as the FRMFA doesn't at all support daytime running lights and above all else, the difference in wattage draw from the original h5w to the LCI H8 goes from 5w to 35w - a 7x increase! The FRM took one look at this and shut the whole operation down. I spent the whole night trying to beg and plead with my FRM to let me run my coronas but I was fighting a losing battle. Tomorrow was another day.
 

EATYOURVITAMIN5

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Fortunately for me - had done my research and already had an FRM2 shaped card up my sleeve. I had my morning coffee and proceeded to take more than 2 hours to try and fit this God forsaken device into the footwell. This is hands down the worst job I have ever done in a BMW and I feel like having done it today, I do not have an increased skill to do it another time if the need came around. It will be just as difficult the 5th time as it is the first... but eventually I got it done. However, my struggles didn't end there (shock horror, I know).

I proceeded to spend the rest of the day trying to get stupid WinKFP to code MY VIN to the new NFRM (FRM2) in order for it to work correctly with my car. After a long struggle, WinKFP was insisting that I had missing files even though it not only showed my exact part number for my FRM but also given that I have downloaded more than 10(!!) different SP-DATEN versions ranging from the low v20s to v74 and none ended up working.

Eventually I worked my way around it by using Tool32 which isn't the "proper" way to do it but it gets the job done.. and sometimes done is better than perfect. I think a surgeon once told me that.
 
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EATYOURVITAMIN5

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After a long day, this is how the car is sitting.. with functional welcome lights, working coronas that do not just switch off 10 seconds after they come on and countless coding options due to a now way more modern and sophisticated NFRM.

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Please... I won't hear any slander about my bonnet – I will get it fixed, I promise.
 

EATYOURVITAMIN5

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The car will sit like this for now, with the classic 5am shadow as guys are closing for the festive season. As soon as places start opening up again, it's well due for a spraying so everything matches nicely (and the bonnet fitment fixed).

Among other things. I got a set of glow plugs and a glow plug relay module for it so it has a decent list of stuff to do when I take it for a well deserved service. I'd like possibly some gaskets changed as it has a gnarly leak somewhere, enough for the transmission shop of all places to tell me to get it sorted. How embarrassing.

After all the grown up stuff is out of the way (maintenance and such) the next move will certainly be wheels. Let me tell you, I cannot wait to take these monstrosities and throw them into the woods.

Watch this space.
 

///M Individual

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Congratulations bud!

Well done on the work thus far and incredible write ups above.

The LCi MSport conversion is definitely worthwhile.

Wish you many many happy kms!
 

FISAACS

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After a long day, this is how the car is sitting.. with functional welcome lights, working coronas that do not just switch off 10 seconds after they come on and countless coding options due to a now way more modern and sophisticated NFRM.

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Please... I won't hear any slander about my bonnet – I will get it fixed, I promise.
Good work on the car thus far. Everything is tastefully done and looking forward to the end result.

Will you be retaining the headlight washers or deleting them?

There's an active driver airbag recall, had my e92s changed earlier this year, maybe check that out also.
 

sonic6

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Really great work on a lovely car, I thoroughly enjoyed reading through your escapades and I am very surprised you are still a married man.
 
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