Most epic fanatics "quotes"

[Kobus328i]

Colin,

Careful, Kobus is one of those guys that could kill you with a single fart..

Hey, how did you know about my secret powers :argh::fishwack:

 

[WyKiD]

lol just look up all mattQ posts :rollsmile:

This is my absolute Favourite one....

Oh wait... I have an idea... I've seen blind people who use "seeing eye dogs".. maybe you need to invest in a "thinking brain monkey"!!!

 

[moranor@axis]

lol just look up all mattQ posts :rollsmile:

This is my absolute Favourite one....

Oh wait... I have an idea... I've seen blind people who use "seeing eye dogs".. maybe you need to invest in a "thinking brain monkey"!!!

lol wish matt would come back

 

[Caddy101]

This is my absolute Favourite one....

Oh wait... I have an idea... I've seen blind people who use "seeing eye dogs".. maybe you need to invest in a "thinking brain monkey"!!!

:roflol::roflol::roflol::roflol:
That is epic!!

 

[Sabretooth tiger]

:biglol::biglol:

Great one

 

[Philip Foglar]

lol just look up all mattQ posts :rollsmile:

This is my absolute Favourite one....

Oh wait... I have an idea... I've seen blind people who use "seeing eye dogs".. maybe you need to invest in a "thinking brain monkey"!!!

LOL!! Epic!! :rollsmile:

 

[outlaw335]

Remember the golden rule - "Dont be gentle, it's a rental" :fencelook:

I think this one from fordkoppie deserves to be here :rollsmile:

 

[Philip Foglar]

That's like the other popular saying, "nothing revs like a rental!" :rollsmile:

 

[herr bmw]

my sister-in-laws navara - klaar gepraat
her husbands hardbody - moeg gepraat
then there works dyno - nou bliksem ek

and then we got our navara and a couple years later - ek vat nie kak nie

 

[JENICH]

my sister-in-laws navara - klaar gepraat
her husbands hardbody - moeg gepraat
then there works dyno - nou bliksem ek

and then we got our navara and a couple years later - ek vat nie kak nie

raise:raise:raise:

 

[petrivanzyl]

Just for interest sake... Why do you prefer midnight runs? Less worries of the fuzz?

Dude!! I am the Fuzz!

 

[Coisman]

Just for interest sake... Why do you prefer midnight runs? Less worries of the fuzz?

Dude!! I am the Fuzz!

:roflol: Jaaa.... :rollsmile:

 

[petrivanzyl]

Auto boxes are for lazy people

 

[Zack]

Just for interest sake... Why do you prefer midnight runs? Less worries of the fuzz?

Dude!! I am the Fuzz!

:roflol: Jaaa.... :rollsmile:

I was waiting for this one to pop up... :roflol:

 

[Raybimmer]

320d......tractor

Used by all of us I6 drivers :roflol:

 

[herr bmw]

best 4x4 is a avis rental car.

used by voetspoere span

 

[petrivanzyl]

Can honestly say that speed is not a killer dumb drivers and stupid decisons are if anything speed focuses the mind and reactions whereas a mindnumbing cruise at 100kph is more than likely to lead to a boredom induced coma which will lead to an accident .

Good one...

 

[TOOFAST MP]

One of my ones given to a past Forman,

" I am sorry ,I am trying to see the situation from your point of view but I am struggling to shove my head far enough up my own ass"

It was a winner , the engineer liked it as well

 

[petrivanzyl]

...go moer the car guard!! They are always quick to hold out a hand and ask for money, chanting stuff like: "Ek het moi gekyk baas! Geen skelms nie baas!" but when there is something wrong with your ride they are the first ones to say: "EISH!! I did not see anything!" :nonono: