Fastest CSL in the Land?

George Smooth

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Sherwin@Xcede said:
What you talking about? I ran like a 12.5 Tarlton on street tyres with the M6. I think that's the record at altitude. And on street tyres. With traction problems on the streets. Traction problems are part & parcel of drag racing. Everyone has them.

No-one's getty nasty pumpkin. I said it ran pathetic. Slower than stock. Which is did. What's nasty about that?

The reason we haven't crushed the record yet is logistics to get down to sea-level with the M6. It's a Jhb car. I'm sure your 335 will run 11's at sea-level, but it's not that easy to get down there is it? So hold your horses. I didn't say we have the record. I said we WILL have the record.

Chill, no-one's getting nasty.

I am saying that car has the over all record in the country. 11.8 in case you need to get reminded. You can also save the sarcasm for yourself, you wouldn't call me pumpkin in person would you? Oh and your competitor ran a 12.8 chip only on the same day and your time was actually a 12.6 not a 12.5.
As for my 335 I didn't need to go to the coast to beat anyones times. Saved myself the trip.

 

Sherwin@xcede

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George Smooth said:
You can also save the sarcasm for yourself, you wouldn't call me pumpkin in person would you?

Why not? Of course I would. Depends on the day though.

George Smooth said:
As for my 335 I didn't need to go to the coast to beat your times. Saved myself the trip.

Err yeah you totally missed the point. The point is the logistics of getting to the coast. Relax a little, don't take it so personally.
 

George Smooth

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Sherwin@Xcede said:
George Smooth said:
You can also save the sarcasm for yourself, you wouldn't call me pumpkin in person would you?

Why not? Of course I would. Depends on the day though.

George Smooth said:
As for my 335 I didn't need to go to the coast to beat your times. Saved myself the trip.

Err yeah you totally missed the point. The point is the logistics of getting to the coast. Relax a little, don't take it so personally.

You do know the black car was Cleo's car and not mine so I am talking about the overall record for the country and the World, not the altitude stock filter street tires decat modified exhaust with stock pedals record. Calling a car like that pathetic is quite a bold statement from someone who tuned the car for a customer that had one good run and 8 runs with engine check lights coming on. You should tone your attitude and tune some humble.
I thought you had told me the M5 was the car that was going to smash records. Is that car not at the coast?

 

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George Smooth said:
Calling a car like that pathetic is quite a bold statement from someone who tuned the car for a customer that had one good run and 8 runs with engine check lights coming on. You should tone your attitude and tune some humble.

Wow so much anger. And so much lies. Which car had limp mode? The M5 ran 11's & was the 1st in the world to do so. Then immediately after the 1st 11 sec run the clutch started slipping & we didn't even get a chance to lower that. And Shaan doesn't race it anymore, for personal reasons. I can't control that.

Anyway why you carrying on like a rampant fruitcake on angeldust? The car ran pathetic. Then it got the shit kicked out of it on the street. The the lies came out. It's slow, learn to live with it. Don't take it personally.

Let's hear your reply & how you gonna' bring up some totally irrelevant sh1t instead of the topic. BTW, which car went into limp mode 8 times. Was it yours? That why you going piggy back pumpkin?
 

///MOS1TED

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here we go again

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George Smooth

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Sherwin@Xcede said:
George Smooth said:
Calling a car like that pathetic is quite a bold statement from someone who tuned the car for a customer that had one good run and 8 runs with engine check lights coming on. You should tone your attitude and tune some humble.

Wow so much anger. And so much lies. Which car had limp mode? The M5 ran 11's & was the 1st in the world to do so. Then immediately after the 1st 11 sec run the clutch started slipping & we didn't even get a chance to lower that. And Shaan doesn't race it anymore, for personal reasons. I can't control that.

Anyway why you carrying on like a rampant fruitcake on angeldust? The car ran pathetic. Then it got the shit kicked out of it on the street. The the lies came out. It's slow, learn to live with it. Don't take it personally.

Let's hear your reply & how you gonna' bring up some totally irrelevant sh1t instead of the topic. BTW, which car went into limp mode 8 times. Was it yours? That why you going piggy back pumpkin?

Yes the CSL lost fair and square. It managed to match the exit speed of Joel on the day which in your books is the true measure of power is it not.
Joel in his speed and sound thread said the car had a engine light the rest of the day, go read it.
I am not sure why you calling the Chip Logic cars mine. You the one that brought them into this conversation that had to do with the back up rule on the fastest of the land list.
I have not had a single engine light in over a year. Yes I might go with a piggy back if I am going to use methanol for extra fueling and decide to go for 500whp but at this moment its just a thought. I see you research me well maybe you should rather spend the time on trying to boost your N54's higher so they can get close to me or maybe you should start selling piggy backs because it seems thats the only way you going to get a car close to me.
 

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George Smooth said:
Joel in his speed and sound thread said the car had a engine light the rest of the day, go read it.

Hey Georgie, in a magical stroke of luck, Joel happens to be on this forum. Amazing huh? So Joel, did you have engine management light for the rest of the day? I just read your post, you said you ran 12.6, 12.9, 13.0 & 13.3's. When we spoke I heard the car got progressively slower as the day went on. It was pulling timing from running an altitude map at sea-level (sorry I was away on holiday).

But I don't think it ever got the engine management light. I don't think it's ever done that EVER. But hey, I could be wrong. Lucky for us the owner is on here & can confirm.

But for the rest of your post, you win I lose. I concede. It's a forfeit. Can we move on?
 

George Smooth

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Sherwin@Xcede said:
George Smooth said:
Joel in his speed and sound thread said the car had a engine light the rest of the day, go read it.

Hey Georgie, in a magical stroke of luck, Joel happens to be on this forum. Amazing huh? So Joel, did you have engine management light for the rest of the day? I just read your post, you said you ran 12.6, 12.9, 13.0 & 13.3's. When we spoke I heard the car got progressively slower as the day went on. It was pulling timing from running an altitude map at sea-level (sorry I was away on holiday).

But I don't think it ever got the engine management light. I don't think it's ever done that EVER. But hey, I could be wrong. Lucky for us the owner is on here & can confirm.

But for the rest of your post, you win I lose. I concede. It's a forfeit. Can we move on?

Lets move on, (enter the Barnie song) and I hope you get laid hehe
Oh, and I checked the thread, I apologize he said it got progressively slower.
 

UpNcOmiNg!

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:slap:
You guys can choose who is who in the above "smily".
In the end, you both smiling......:thumb: hehe..

My N/A 6 cylinder ran an 11.3 this morning......about 5 min ago....

beat that.. Zzzzzzzzzzz
 

George Smooth

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UpNcOmiNg! said:
:slap:
You guys can choose who is who in the above "smily".
In the end, you both smiling......:thumb: hehe..

My N/A 6 cylinder ran an 11.3 this morning......about 5 min ago....

beat that.. Zzzzzzzzzzz

Haha we always argue online but at the track that is us.

 

Kinnear

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It managed to match the exit speed of Joel on the day which in your books is the true measure of power is it not.
That was my point from the begining....
But at that time Mos1ted and all the boys from excede disagree with me on that?
 

Smooth-ZN

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Congrads to Loco on your 12.6 run!

At loco there are times on your 6A record that dont show, like the ffg: Mahen E36 2dr 12.8 (n/a), E36 4dr 12.81(done at SnS Event in 2005), E46 M3 Yathin 12.70, Logan 12.88 E46 M3, if you look or dig up into kznmrc results like You did, you will see that 12.9sec runs are done by me on a wet track, due to rain... Why is it that you guys dont write about that! Its because it is Chip Logic Vehicles or whats the deal?

I would Really like for Sherwin to come down with any of their vehicles and go Head to Head with any Chip Logic cars at Mtuba or Margate, no use opening your mouth on Forums! As for the 6A Record, it will be Set again this year...
The records are there to be beaten as Sherwin Singh says, so go beat them!:hammerhead:

M3 (2dr) 3.0l - 12.8 N/A, M3 (4dr) 3.2l - 12.81 N/A, M3 E46 12.70 N/A, M6 V10 - 11.6 N/A, M5 V10 - 11.8 N/A, N54 335i - 12.3
CHIP LOGIC has been Ruling M's for years now and will continue to Rule them, always nice having competition tho, thats the Game!:thumbsup:



 
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