E39 540i

veridico

///Member
STREETRACER said:
agree with clutch but noiseboys will do as much as fix the exhaust on my lawnmower! TNT or VIPER exhaust FTW!!!!
the correct pipe, DASTEK chip and BMC replacement filter and STOCK E39 M5's WILL NOT keep up with you!!!

Um, I have a mate, with a manual 540i - 6 speed box, TNT branches and exhaust, K&N filter and a UniQ (I think thats the chip), his car is a long shot off of mine. But then maybe he doesnt know how to drive?
 

STREETRACER

Active member
Bud can be tuning as well! Some guys have shit AFR and 5gas anilizers and the result can be worse than before the chip! When tuning DASTEK you need wide band lambda's in an exhaust probe plus a decent gas anilizer which reads all 5 gasses acurately! We have gained plenty on some hooligans tuning even on SAC's tuning!

But then again some people just cant drive!
The guy with the RGM supercharged V8 ///M3 ran a 13.6 at komatipoort on the 6th of december last year! when STEVE GREEN jumped in the car he ran a 12.4 so yes launching experience , shifting and accelerator contol is crusial on big power cars! its easy to race a 1.6 golf another story if you run sidways in a beemer in 3rd!
 

veridico

///Member
Yeah, maybe it isnt tuned right, you can get a whole lot out of a 540i.

That story reminds me of when I was younger (must have been 2002/3), I was going around a track in a slightly worked 95 325i (lowered, wider tyres etc etc), I had been driving for maybe 6 months, and a pro race driver jumped in someones stock opel astra 1.6, and he beat my lap times convincingly.
 

mbouwer

New member
Ahoi peeps!

Ok..... IT'S HERE!!!!

I picked up my 540i yesterday morning at King Shaka airport outside Durban and drove it to Bloem!! WhoohoohoooHOOOO!!! WOW!! It is a BEAUTIFUL car and it has AWESOME POWER (glad I didn't get a 530!! :) ) ... Haven't driven a BMW since I wrote off my 535 back when. Yus! My girlfriend freaks out for the car and I think she likes the 540 more than ME currently lol!!:)

I must say I cannot find ANY fault with the vehicle. VERY smooth and no funny sounds. INterior BEAUTIFUL. outside BEAUTIFUL.. just LOVE the mags and and AND! OK... two of the SMALL led's don't work.. but that is TWO only!

I will be posting pics SOON!!

Fuel consumption was on the OPEN ROAD - 11.35 liters / 100km or 8.8 km / litre
ok... yesterday afternoon to this evening... used 18.8 liters / 100k or 5.3km / litre !!! OUCH!!!!! That's a bit fucked up isn't it?!?!?!?!:dropjaw:
 

zaleonardz

Well-known member
Thats about right dude.

It is a 4.4 V8...

Tis the only down side... BUT, im comarison to other vehicles in its class, its still pretty good.

My M60 gives me 10.5 open road, and about 15-16 in traffic...

The olden days 328's and other cars gave you the same if not worse consumption....
 

andrewbuch

///Member
mbouwer said:
I will be posting pics SOON!!

Fuel consumption was on the OPEN ROAD - 11.35 liters / 100km or 8.8 km / litre
ok... yesterday afternoon to this evening... used 18.8 liters / 100k or 5.3km / litre !!! OUCH!!!!! That's a bit fucked up isn't it?!?!?!?!:dropjaw:

Congrats dude, enjoy it :)

I get between 6 & 8 Km's/ Litre in my 316i in town driving so you getting 5.3km/L in a 4.4l V8 is not bad at all :)

Only difference is the open road :) i get about 15 to 17 Km/ L

and one last thing : :ttiuwp::ttiuwp::ttiuwp::ttiuwp::ttiuwp::ttiuwp:
 

mbouwer

New member
AHOI!!!:wave:

AARGGGHHH!!! MAN!! I just flippen LOVVVVE my 540 it is the prettiest thing after my girl in the world!!! I sounds AWESOME!! GWAPM!! GWAPM!!! Drives like a SHIP.
Ok... my 5.3 km/litre consumption on Friday eve to Saturday eve seems to have had something to do with me using all the strength in my calves and legs... aHEM!! Seems like if you drive like your dad the consumption comes down quite a bit. HUGE difference between the first 2 gears and the rest.

Shit hey.. it is significantly quicker that what my E34 535i was standard.

OK... now I have ANOTHER flippen screwed up idea... NOw I have my E39.... NOW I also want to get an E34 5?? Want to use THIS One then as my SERIOUS TOY!! Just also LOVE E34's!

Andrew - PICS COMING SOON!!! :thumbsup:
 

clutchplate

///Member
wooHOOOO!!!! E39 540 club growing here !!

:excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited:

lol, coincidence, I also had a E34 535i, but manual, now I also have a E39 540i..

hmm, speaking of which, I might be coming upto jhb this week to fetch my E34 540. sold it to a buddy, but he's not paying for it .. hmm. sad.
won't be selling it again. had too much kak now.

but yeah, get those pics organize bru :) would love to see...

btw, your fuel mileage will be high for a while :) you can get better fuel mileage, just drive it gently ;)
I get 8.9-9.2L on the open road if I drive nice. I get about 11L+- if I'm driving 150-180, and 13L+ 180+

oh, between 10-15 in town if I drive nice, 15-20 if I drive like an animal
 

SirSparky

New member
STREETRACER said:
agree with clutch but noiseboys will do as much as fix the exhaust on my lawnmower! TNT or VIPER exhaust FTW!!!!
the correct pipe, DASTEK chip and BMC replacement filter and STOCK E39 M5's WILL NOT keep up with you!!!


mmm i think its a bit more complicated that that hey.maybe if you include cams then you will have a ball game my friend

@ mbouwer....what colour be your car...so i know who to look out for when my ts is up and running again....me also in bfn.
 

STREETRACER

Active member
Im 100% positive you will out run a M5 with out cams! Im not looking for a fight or debate here! but do the same to the M5 and you have a Crazy fast car!!

540i with decent full pipe, filters, and chip will surely out run a STOCK E39 M5! I.M.O!!!

ive got a plan! Get Mbouwer to come visit me for a day or 2 and orgonise a M5 for the fight and lets see!
I we can not get an M5 for the race! ill test mbouwers car on my Vbox and some one can just send us his data loging (screen shot) to compare the two!

this is going to be a fun project if Mbouwer is up for it!
 

andrewbuch

///Member
STREETRACER said:
Im 100% positive you will out run a M5 with out cams! Im not looking for a fight or debate here! but do the same to the M5 and you have a Crazy fast car!!

540i with decent full pipe, filters, and chip will surely out run a STOCK E39 M5! I.M.O!!!

ive got a plan! Get Mbouwer to come visit me for a day or 2 and orgonise a M5 for the fight and lets see!
I we can not get an M5 for the race! ill test mbouwers car on my Vbox and some one can just send us his data loging (screen shot) to compare the two!

this is going to be a fun project if Mbouwer is up for it!

Who is going to fund the project? :)
 

STREETRACER

Active member
Ill get most things at way under retail! TNT and the Dastek ill get him a crazy deal.. bmc filters will be at retail and the diff will depend on how gizmo feels :excited:
 

clutchplate

///Member
hmm, this will be interesting.
Mine allready has a custom exhaust, but stock headers, unichip allready (just bridged out at the moment), I don't like aftermarket filters so I use paper only.

I will post some results when I get my flywheel done. current one is giving a misfire.

will be nice to compare the two, auto vs manual also. not only 540 vs M5.
we can compare 540i auto, 540 man, M5.

will be eleet.
 

STREETRACER

Active member
This is going to be awesome! just hope Mbouwer is keen to make an investment in his cabbie!
Who is building your clutch? AACC in PTA makes my flywheels and can also do the timming gear for 30-1 timming!

he charged me R3k and it works like a bomb!!!
 

clutchplate

///Member
racer, pm me your number, lets chat abit, and I will tell you what I Think of aacc.

BOMB is the operative fk'ing word there btw!

I'm getting a stage3.5 or 4 clutch from uuc (still deciding), and gonna use jbracing alu flywheel for 850csi
280mm.
 

mbouwer

New member
Howzit guys!!:wave:

STill amazed by the fantastic ride of the E39 540i!! GWAPM!! GWAPM!!!!! I'm enjoying every second of it!

Clutchy - sjoh man... Dunnno what I'm doing wrong.. Dunno how YOU get 10-15l / 100km in town?!?!? At BEST I get 17.2 l / 100km.. Maybe I "don't know how to drive a 540" ??:thinker:

Streetracer - Ha! Interesting stuff you're saying! So you reckon you'll be able to have my steptronic tjop a standard M5?!? LOL! That would be DIK cool!!!:thumbsup: Ja I will definately be looking into spending some dough on the car so ja.. we can talk. What all do you suggest?
 

STREETRACER

Active member
TNT Branch and freeflow, DASTEK uniQ chip, BMC replacement filters... Im just trying to find out the std diff ratio on the steptronic 540i, but shorter diff is the key ingredient for our M5 eater recipe! There is other odds and ends in the setup but that we can discus when you get here! I dont mind sharing trade secrets eye to eye!!!
ill help you to the best in my experience as i would love to make a point here! :thumbsup:
 

Polisiehond

Inactive
naushad said:
all the advice spot on, check and replace water bottle if necessary, leaking radiator common problem, check gearbox oil, very reliable if maintained correctly, dont take short cuts, treat the beast with care and she will serve u well!!! congrats!!

Treat her like a sweetheart and she'll treat you like a pornstar!
Jis Marius...well done man! I'm really bordering between jelousy and excitement!
I want one too! R120K is what I can afford at this stage, so if anybody knows of a good one, let me know please. Thanks
 
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