creative dealer adds

[///Marksman]

So i was browsing through some M3's on autotrader and i couldnt help but laugh at some of there descriptions or additional info.

Im not sure if they are creative or just daft...

http://search.autotrader.co.za/www/cars_advert?id=200949186334078

"sedan, 2 doors"

http://search.autotrader.co.za/www/cars_advert?id=200951186370951

wtf is a "sportbox"?
"the stuff that legends are made of << LOL

i like this one...
http://search.autotrader.co.za/www/cars_advert?id=200948186310882

"absolutely FULL HOUSE"

http://search.autotrader.co.za/www/cars_advert?id=200951186378673

^ "speed bullet" -

http://search.autotrader.co.za/www/cars_advert?id=200951186372300

"traction control":hammerhead:

 

[freerider]

lol, i've seen some real jems as well.

 

[sykotic]

lmao so these guys have the money but not the brains lmao
iv seen one...... "brand new.... only 20 000kms on the clock"

 

[Stiffler_PE]

Gentleman... The add for the M3 is a funny one I agree. I know the guys well. They share the premises with a good bud of myne who sells bikes and sold me my Blade. The car guys are a bunch of palookas !! I went to them and said i have cash, find me a clean facelift e46, white, black leather. That was 4 months ago and i have not heard from them. I eventually bought a bargain up in Joburg and had her transported down to me in PE.

So yeah.. * cough * they certainly arent the flavour of the month with me... the car side that is. The bike side rocks! :thumbsup:

 

[BAD 328 GP]

Must be something in the water down there...:excited:

 

[///Marksman]

Gentleman... The add for the M3 is a funny one I agree. I know the guys well. They share the premises with a good bud of myne who sells bikes and sold me my Blade. The car guys are a bunch of palookas !! I went to them and said i have cash, find me a clean facelift e46, white, black leather. That was 4 months ago and i have not heard from them. I eventually bought a bargain up in Joburg and had her transported down to me in PE.

So yeah.. * cough * they certainly arent the flavour of the month with me... the car side that is. The bike side rocks! :thumbsup:

That sucks, you'd think in these times that they'd jump for a sale:cursin:

At least you ended up finding something

 

[Stiffler_PE]

So true... and did i ever find something LOL... go myself a single owner FSH in absolute mint condition for R30k less than anything i saw at the local second hand dealers ! :thumbsup:

I have been a loyal six pot driver for many many years.. but the facelift 2.0L motor absolutely blows me away sometimes.
But yes i have allready seen and test driven a 330... sigh... back to 6 pots soon methinks LOL