Coisman needed!!

[Truvalu]

I am helping a client of mine search on the internet for a vehicle in the R20 - R25k price range.... for obvious reasons I look at Beemers first.

This is interesting... Car is in daily use, but license is behind...??

I think Coisman (Reg nr clearly visible) should go and... SKIET DIE......!!

http://capetown.gumtree.co.za/c-Car...BMW-318i-for-R20000-00-Neg-W0QQAdIdZ227043090

 

[Sankekur]

I would steer clear, digital photos tend to be very flattering to cars.

 

[Truvalu]

How is this for advertising???

So I e-mail the guy, ask for fault codes,RWC, licensed, etc and state that I (my client) have R... cash?

He comes back.... only fault code Passenger door imm fault.... and his price is R27000.

Now I just wonder if it is only me, but what does ONCO stand for then??

http://capetown.gumtree.co.za/c-Car...arts-cars-R35K-Dolphin-BMW-W0QQAdIdZ221415302

 

[haXor]

Or Nearest Cash Offer..

 

[Truvalu]

Or Nearest Cash Offer..

LOL.... my point exactly!!

 

[Tumo]

well at least you get a new battery....hahahaha

but it looks like it could be trouble

 

[Coisman]

:clap:
imp: Actually ONCO should be UNCO for "UNCOnditionally,
in other words "voetstoots" all problems is your problem.
But the "Or Nearest Cash Offer" works in this sense...

OK firstly

"i got a E36 BMW 318i 1996 for R20000.00 NEG, license behind. body solid reprayed, engine good. car is in daily use. 16" BMW mags with good tyres all round. car needs small things EG. some window switched short, sunroof needs repair but not leaking. dash clock short a few lights, otherwise its a good reliable car with a brand new battery."

For anyone that owns a bmw this add will give you heart palpitations...
That error list sounds bad... missing switches, sunroof, dash lights... :mmm:
Then there’s the issue of the “reprayed” word… does he mean resprayed, or what??
I would steer clear.

OK, then

1995 BMW E36, 316i White, for Sale, Full House (Cream Leather, Aircon, Power Steering, ABS, Electric Windows & Mirrors). R27000 ONCO.

This one looks half decent. I would try and get the car taken for an AA report.
Look, its old, so obviously there might be an accident in its past.
Question is was it repaired half decent.

Hope the advice helps...
imp:

 

[Truvalu]

Thanks for the input Coisman....

I am sure we have enough "old hands" on this forum to make sure one does not buy a serios lemon should it come to that...

The question to you was... how does the "LICENSE BEHIND" & "IN EVERYDAY USE" float your boat?

To me it looks as if you should go and "Skiet die Bliksem"...