cant start

[DavidDwain]

hi all
i just rebuilt my e90 m47n2 and now i cant get it to start
im not getting any faults andhave been cranking it for at least 30 min

please help im new to bmw
if it were an audi it would have been done

kind regards
:skit:

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:blueCry:

 

[Jeremy.d]

Welcome to Fanatics.

Mods please move to the right forum, whatever that is.

So you've been cranking for half an hour? Perhaps you need to visit an actual mechanic:fencelook:

 

[DavidDwain]

Welcome to Fanatics.

Mods please move to the right forum, whatever that is.

So you've been cranking for half an hour? Perhaps you need to visit an actual mechanic:fencelook:

some help u are
cant help ,shut up
:thumbdo:

 

[Jeremy.d]

Okay, I apologise.
Let me be more helpful.
I'm not a mech... But perhaps if you give us more information then someone can help.

What have you already checked?
How long has the car been standing?
Are there any signs of life at all?

 

[Tinuva]

some help u are
cant help ,shut up
:thumbdo:

New to the forums and you talk like that? I dont think you are going to make any friends or build meaningful relationships with that attitude.

opcorn:

 

[yush1]

Welcome to Fanatics.

Mods please move to the right forum, whatever that is.

So you've been cranking for half an hour? Perhaps you need to visit an actual mechanic:fencelook:

some help u are
cant help ,shut up
:thumbdo:

Welcome. Some entrance you made. The isnt the Audi forum :fencelook:

 

[SubLoaded]

I can understand his frustration. If I was still cranking after 30mins I think I'd be really mad :jack:

Welcome to the forum btw

 

[Nick]

Try putting some petrol in.

 

[KPM3_30]

hi all
i just rebuilt my e90 m47n2 and now i cant get it to start
im not getting any faults andhave been cranking it for at least 30 min

There isn't enough information in this description to provide you with any advice.. Take some time and type out a thorough description of what happened, what you did to fix it and, and, and..

This is if you are serious about getting help here.. Vague descriptions usually result in trolling.

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some help u are
cant help ,shut up
:thumbdo:

This is a really poor way of getting assistance, from anyone.. I understand your frustration but from your description, I doubt anyone would know where to start with advice.

Try again.

 

[SubLoaded]

The isnt the Audi forum :fencelook:

Maybe it's Johnathan335 :fencelook:

 

[ChefDJ]

some help u are
cant help ,shut up
:thumbdo:

Welcome to the forum.

This isn't your mom's house and these people are not your family.

Treat them with respect, especially if you want assistance, and you will have a good time.

Can't take some light-hearted humour and act hostile, you will have a bad time. And you won't be around much longer.

Keep on keepin' on, little dude. Or dudette.

 

[Tinuva]

some help u are
cant help ,shut up
:thumbdo:

Welcome to the forum.

This isn't your mom's house and these people are not your family.

Treat them with respect, especially if you want assistance, and you will have a good time.

Can't take some light-hearted humour and act hostile, you will have a bad time. And you won't be around much longer.

Keep on keepin' on, little dude. Or dudette.

I vote dude. Name is David.

 

[VictorMike]

Have you tried turning it off and then on again?

Failing that, top up with headlight fluid. Low headlight fluid levels sometimes cause a short in the flux capacitor.

 

[evnmopwr]

Welcome to Fanatics.

Mods please move to the right forum, whatever that is.

So you've been cranking for half an hour? Perhaps you need to visit an actual mechanic:fencelook:

some help u are
cant help ,shut up
:thumbdo:

Jisis, you not going to get the help you need acting like that..

It is frustrating When you spend all that time and money on something only for it to not work BUt how is it helping you snapping at people you asking for help..

First impressions last the longest. You have not made a very good on

Chill out, Take a Breath apologize and give detail. the Wealth of knowledge on this forum is MASSIVE!!! and its free.

 

[Yuben]

OP made 2 posts and then left.

@DavidDwain, With an attitude like that, don't let the door hit you on your way out

 

[Zack]

I think he was trolling. If he wasn't... then his car probably won't start for another while if he keeps pissing people off like that. :roflol:

 

[evnmopwr]

Maybe it started after an Hour :fencelook:

 

[///Dees]

Maybe he's looking at getting an Audi now:fencelook:

 

[DavidDwain]

Try putting some petrol in.

LOL ITS A DIESEL WITH A FULL TANK BUT THAX FOR THE ADVICE

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Hi all again
sorry for my outburst , just awfully frustrated dude here
the reason for my frustrasion isnt just the motor i rebuilt (e90 320td m45n2)
but that they broke into my garage and stole all my tools so now i cant even finish the build

what i have done
new pistons
new valves
new everything including injectors
put togeather with all torqe settings and put back into the bmw
followed heyenes book on startup procedures , followed to a t

crancked for 30 min and went to bed at 10

sorry again for the outburst
please help

Dwain (dude)
:hammerhead::sorry:

 

[Nick]

Try putting some petrol in.

LOL ITS A DIESEL WITH A FULL TANK BUT THAX FOR THE ADVICE

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Hi all again
sorry for my outburst , just awfully frustrated dude here
the reason for my frustrasion isnt just the motor i rebuilt (e90 320td m45n2)
but that they broke into my garage and stole all my tools so now i cant even finish the build

what i have done
new pistons
new valves
new everything including injectors
put togeather with all torqe settings and put back into the bmw
followed heyenes book on startup procedures , followed to a t

crancked for 30 min and went to bed at 10

sorry again for the outburst
please help

Dwain (dude)
:hammerhead::sorry:

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Thank heavens im not a mechanic.