BMW means "Brings Me Women!"

Truvalu

New member
According to a new German car magazine survey, BMW drivers have all the luck.

BMW drivers have more sex than owners of any other cars and are much more active than Porsche drivers. The German magazine "Men's Car" found in a survey of 2,253 motorists aged 20 to 50 published in its inaugural May issue that male BMW drivers say they have sex on average 2.2 times each week while Porsche drivers have sex 1.4 times per week. Following BMW drivers were Audi (2.1), Volkswagen (1.9), Ford (1.7) and Mercedes (1.6). Drivers of foreign car makes were also behind BMW with Italian cars (2.0), French (1.9), Japanese (1.8), Swedish (1.6) and Korean cars (1.5) trailing after. Among women, French car drivers were top with 2.1 times per week followed by Audi (2.0), Italian (2.0), and BMW (1.9) with Porsche again at the bottom of the scale at 1.2 times per week.
 

Coisman

Administrator
Staff member
:pimp:
Does masterbation count as sex... :mmm:
cause if it does I have sex 328 times a week :)
 

Truvalu

New member
Way to much information.....

Oh, yes, just to make sure, WE DONT WANT any DIY instructions or any PICS COISMAN!!!!

It has just given a whole new meaning to SDB!!

LOL!!
 

Coisman

Administrator
Staff member
:pimp:
They say the day you stop masterbating, and having only sex...
is the day you get divorced. :mmm:
 

S///Mon

Active member
It's WAY to early to be talking about masturbation... But I thought all you married boys didnt have to worry about yanking the old chain because you have a Wife? or am I horribly mistaken?
 

BMW M

///Member
Now I have proof to go and claim more! Printing this and taking it to the Misses tonight! :thumbsup: lol :pimp:
 
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