Olorin said:
I don't know what you are smoking but the handling on the E90 is amazing. My car handles like it's on friggin rails and I've compared it to an IS250 and an Audi A4. Now the IS250, THAT was crap. Body roll galore. My car has 50/50 weight distribution. That's an advantage, not a disadvantage. You would think if the E90 had such kak handling that it would be news to people but yet it's one of the defining characteristics. I'm curious, have you driven an E90 ?
I'm smoking a mixture of cheese, White Widow, 1862 (a friend's blend) and some good old Transkei for those "not too hectic" moments. I like to have a variety available in my "Bar"
I'm afraid your car really really doesn't handle like its on rails.. maybe compared to a stock A4 or a lexus yes... but not compared to a real BMW. Using the analogy above. If your wife was a bit of a porker and tended to sweat and smell and people pointed it out and then another dude rocked up with a wife so fat that the sky went dark and people started talking whale,, you would still have a fat wife, just not AS fat as the shamu that just arrived. Your wife/car is fat... sorry to be the one to break it to you but she is

The KAK handling of the E90 is news dude... every early review of the E90's (Including the new M) were very complimentary about quality of build and engines (besides that little 4-cylinder mistake) but all went on to question the bangle bungle styling and the slightly washy handling. Great compared to other Marques but still not great compared to earlier Bimmers.
You have a nice car bro.. but it's simply not as good on the bends as the E46 equivalent.. FACT!!
Have I driven an E90? Yes I have. I paid a deposit for the new M3 and when it arrived I took one look at it and left it in the showroom for someone else to buy. I also drove a 335 for a week (and a weekend) at the insistence of a friend at Auto Atlantic (when they first arrived a few years back) As he said "I know you don't like the styling but once you drive it you will be sold"
Well... the 335 engine is truly incredible.. really it is.. but the interior is very very boring.. to the point of looking cheap, and the handling is VERY wooly when compared to an E46 330 or even a 325, not to even mention an M3, the car just doesn't feel as connected as an E46, probably due to the increased weight, size and safety features still riding on the same size wheels... And I had a good long test session with the new M3 and it REALLY didn't impress me.. sound is muted, interior is very plain and the handling is kind of vague.... just not as sharp as the E46.. also it doesn't get on the power as quickly which shows in its much slower 0-100 times out of the box.
killua said:
Dude, you just killed my inner child!!! Even without sport suspension and 16" mags my e90 handles great :dunno: Compared to 95% of all the cars on sale today.
But maybe its just the ganja speaking :mmm:
Agreed compared to most other cars it does.. but you also have a fat wife.. sorry dude

compared to an E46, E36 or E30 it's still wooly and overweight (and underpowered)
BTW - your inner child died when you caught mommy doing dad a favor in that Santa outift.. sorry but it's time the world knows :dropjaw:
Bimmer's 3-series was more performance oriented and now it's more businessman oriented.. so for stop start comfy driving great.. but for someone who can push the car's limits it's not that amazing anymore...
If you find the handling of the new 3-series to be good you probably don't have the driving skills to test its limits.. once again I'm not insulting you, just stating my opinion..
If you want to know what it REALLY feels like to corner on rails let me take you for a spin.. if after that you STILL think your car handles well I'll eat Yolanda's shorts