Ai, Malema

[Wick-ed]

Malema applied to a medical school to become a doctor. Needless to say he never made it. You know why? These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam

Antibody - against everyone

Artery - The study of paintings

Bacteria - back door of a cafeteria

Caesarean section - a district in Rome

Cardiology - advance study of poker playing

Cat Scan - searching for a lost kitty

Chronic - neck of a crow

Coma - punctuation mark

Cyst - short for sister

Diagnosis - person with slanted nose

Dilate - the late British Princess Diana

Dislocation - in this place

Genes - blue denim

Hernia - she is close by

Labour Pain - hurt at work

Lactose - people without toes

Microbes - small dressing gown

Obesity - city of Obe

Proteins - in favour of teens

Pus - small cat

Red Blood Count - Dracula's maths

Tablet - small table

Urine - opposite of you're out

Varicose - Chinese for very close

 

[Twinz]

:nonono::roflol:

 

[Raybimmer]

:thumbs:
Addadicktome - sex change operation .

 

[Sith]

:roflol::roflol::roflol:

 

[Philip Foglar]

:nonono::roflol:

+1

:roflol:

 

[outlaw335]

Ai Juju! :rollsmile::roflol:

 

[Philip Foglar]

:thumbs:
Addadicktome - sex change operation .

Another one - Strapakoktome

:nonono: :rollsmile:

 

[Pravesh]

:roflol::roflol::roflol:

 

[hoosain]

lmao:roflol::roflol::roflol:

 

[frikkieh]

:rollsmile:

 

[Coisman]

imp:
"...Labour Pain - hurt at work..." :biglol:
"...Urine - opposite of you're out ..." :roflol: