A dude in a ford said I had a small dong, so I kicked his ass.

[Bmw.wp]

Dude, you should have walked up to him and showed him ur dick, then pissed on his cortina for good measure. and its usually the big okes who have small weiners, you could have showed his chick what she's missing. he is bitter because he doesnt have an inkling of class and that was proven by him milking his lizard against a freakin wall. pay no attention to fuckers like that, they arent even worth the effort. nobodies do funny things for attention!:thumbsup:

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and if there are any capetonians here who would like to learn some jiujitsu, send me a PM

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IMRAN i think the dude must be pissed on man not the ford.

 

[1lum1nat1]

Taekwondo.

 

[clutchplate]

LOL, The Teargas is a good idea. but I think for this fk'er I need like a can of doom or something. I reckon I'm gonna carry some Doom in my car from now, spray all the morons who bug me. yeah, and a paintpall gun with those pepper bullets.. lol

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sykotic.. bro, us small okes need some defenses bro, but these other guys are right also, try avoid confrontation, you never know when some dumbass is gonna do something stupid.

 

[///Marksman]

u showed excellent restraint man, props!:thumbsup:

If i was in that situation and had a gun, i would have scared the shit outta him

 

[Gert745i]

I would have gotten out of my beemer and walked up to the beater cortina bakkie and offered the ladies on the back a ride free of charge and maybe just maybe just have gotten payed soft money for giving 2 ladies a lift in a car they probably would never get a change to be in again.

Now who is the PRICK?

 

[sykotic]

yap clutchplate!! but i think they take advantage when they see were small guys!! but i agree, where you can avoid something, avoid it! you may look like a coward, but its the smarter thing to do. on the spur of the moment anything can happen, the guy could be carrying and kinda weapon and do something without thinking... heard alot of stories where guys ended up stabbed / shot for really dumb things.... plus that guy must be a really insecure fck... and whats he doing thinking bout YOUR dick when he's got 3 chicks with him... hmmm gay ass other... sorry father fucker haha

 

[hennie]

its not worth lifting your had for idiot like that. i got slapped with a fine and a 5 years suspended sentence for giving a oke a p..s klap he did however loose a tooth in the proses and when he hit the tar got some nice tar burns in his face that made it look he was really in a big fight
i did pull the klap from very far

 

[///Marksman]

i did pull the klap from very far

:lmoa:

 

[clutchplate]

lol, was thinking the same thing bro .. if I had 3 girls with me, I'd squeeze em ALL upfront in the cab, lol. dumbass mofo got chicks sitting in the back 'n shit. he must be a bumbpilot bro.

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lol hennie.. thats medieval bro, wadamn .. ! lmao..

 

[1lum1nat1]

Bitch slap hey?

Some dumb bitches:

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Down in da hood:

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All dat shit is too fast:

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Bully takedown? Fuck yeah:

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& another one:

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Tae Kwon Do much?

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Now, the best for last. Ever heard of a poes klap?

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[///Marksman]

hahahahaha that was awesome

"i'm not taking this shit no more"

They got knocked the fcuk out in vids 4 and 5...LOL

 

[Hellas]

Take note clutchy!!!

 

[clutchplate]

LMAO !! wadamn thats awesome ! hahaha.

 

[Natachia]

It always amaizes me that you get assholes like that, guys like that are normally the ones with the small willy's. They have a complex about it and then use it on others to feel better. So he is the one that is actually the asshole.

And obviously he is jealous about the car you drive.

So you better feel good about yourself coz as quoted by you, you have a good size and a good car.

But I agree next time you see him kick his ass.

 

[Mike1]

This is the reason I havent gone and bought myself a A4 2.8 litre Avant. Or a 2.6 litre Biturbo A6.

And why for me the only car I need at my age is a small hatch. A Clubman S or Cooper S. I hate being mocked.

 

[Nic_s]

I want to get myself a paintball pistol for defense. The guy on the other end will get the fright of his life and will think twice about being a asshole to anyone ever again.

 

[patrickdelport]

Clutchy several things dude, any guy driving a green ford bakkie pissing outside a shop against a wall is an absolute pisshead, as for him showing you have a small dick you should have pulled it out right there and then man, pomped the crap out of his pisshead girls & then gave each a picture signed for daddy to keep, if he post it against his kak green ford bakkie it will exceeds the value.

Now to be serious
just right it off as a bad experience man that guy is not worth the hassle & your penis size or physical body size has nothing to do with it, you were the better man...CLEARLY, dont feel bad about anything dude.
that guy is probably just upset that he has not done well for himself in live & was thicked off when he saw once again someone that was better of than him...

but...why not install an illegal flame thrower in your car & next time something like this happens, smile walk away & they slowly move closer & burn the shit out of the car

 

[stephen]

Just remember the only reason hes picking on you is that youre smaller (for no other reason than he feels fear on some level) otherwise why would he need to validate himself in such a manner?
Just showing him a gun would have made him sh!t himself.

But well done on how you handled it; walking away is always better.

 

[clutchplate]

girls, guys, thanks. but I dunno hey, next time I probably won't leave it alone, kinda tired of people giving me grief all the time. If somethings wrong its wrong, and that fk'er was wrong, so I think he deserved punishment.

 

[zaleonardz]

Dude,

He drives a ford, dont you think Karma has her way and that he is being punished