I know this is mostly irrelevant to most of you

but I thought I'd share as I guess it does give insight into what goes into buying quite an old car and the kind of maintenance you need to factor in. It also gives me a thread I can point to when people think we are kidding about having a continuously growing 'slush fund' of 50K+ for our car endeavours. Anyway, money where my mouth (or keyboard?) usually is on this one:
Cafe 9 did a bit of work on the Cayenne. Many MANY guys chimed in with support for them. I will say Porsche was extremely helpful once I'd done the ownership change with them and I will do a few things there where it makes sense.
Excellent communication and experience with Cafe 9. What I did appreciate is that they cut my list of items in half going through and physically making sure things were fine and prioritising things for the future. There are some items that weren't actually in need of attention or had been recently replaced etc.
The objective was to bring the car up to a baseline level of maintenance and to allocate a max of R40K to deferred and unknown maintenance plus repairs. So far, it seems that I can actually cover all my preventative maintenance as well with cash to spare (mostly the propshaft 'fix').
Things done:
0. Oil service with Mobil 1 (R3740)
1. Brake fluid (R1780)
2. Coolant (Approx R590)
3. Attended to the sole leak (R1900 including O rings, gaskets and flange of sorts)
4. Attend to some vacuum lines (R1100)
The 'unseen' bits of the Engine bay will get some TLC from me next week.
I had wanted them to sort out a few other items during this visit: but I will cover that off in a month or two as stock was an issue:
1. The rear glass shocks (the inner bit that opens). The tailgate works fine but these act as helper shocks as well to avoid strain on the hydraulic motor - These are R1200 for the pair
2. Vent line and a rubber seal to finish the vacuum system fixes (there was no stock at Porsche or VW) - this is about R1500 in parts
3. Transmission oils/filters: R11K
4. Not necessary but I would still like to do the serpentine belt so that I have my baseline set at a 'round' mileage for all the items above.
In terms of cosmetics and back to the DIY side, I came across a company on Facebook Marketplace called JB Racing based in KZN
There were a handful of covers and trims missing and a faulty interior lamp holder (I'd tested this beforehand). This is super common because of the clips used (old and new below). I did find one of the trims when cleaning, but after rattling around the boot for as long as it did, I was happy to get one in better shape. There is a very easy fix which I am going to be doing when fitting these later in the week to make sure they don't come loose again.
The battery in the Cayenne is under the passenger seat. As part of the process to tilt the seat base up for access, there are two plastic trim pieces covering the bolts that need to be removed - these inevitably disappear over time or are broken by careless techs. Of course, these sorts of things end up nickel-and-diming you on a project so getting them for about a quarter of the new price was welcome. There is now nothing 'missing' from the Cayenne 🥳.
Will update with those bits later in the week. Waiting for one more (VERY) nice cosmetic thing to arrive for that post...
Obligatory reminder that when buying ANY used car you need to factor in a fair bit for your initial maintenance... and get into things QUICKLY. Most of this is for your own peace of mind as a dealer will give it a clean bill of health, handwave your concerns with an FSH stamped book (often no invoices...) and point to Dekra/101 point checks. I would also like to point out that this was a Dekra Gold car with a RWC voucher that it passed first time. Something about comforting lies and ignorance being bliss to that! You should never have an expectation of 'peace of mind' except with what your own investigation/eyes/ears tell you especially in our current market and with dealer and workshop ethics being what they are.
You need to plan for this whether the car has FSH or not. There are plenty of cars that visit a dealer and get a stamp but have tons of deferred maintenance waiting... Fortunately, in this case there is evidence to suggest it was fairly well cared for the vast majority of its life. If any of the above appeared scary, also an obligatory reminder that an old expensive car that has depreciated to an affordable price is going to have expensive-car maintenance bills. If you could not buy the car when it was new-ish, the used car is likely going to be more of a nightmare than a bargain. This is as-true for a 120d as it is for an M5 or an Italian exotic.