I JUST GOT HIJACKED!!!!!! ...well, almost!!

Coisman

Administrator
Staff member
HI guys. :wave:

With the festive season basically here, and crime picking up, the criminals are also out X-Mas shopping. Let my story serve as a warning to all.... I was lucky, cause I have a gun and was trained and not afraid to use it...!!!

So, what just happened....

I knock off at 18:00, and tend to drive a different route as often as possible. So today, its Nelson Mandela Drive in Pretoria.

I get to the corner of Nelson Mandela and Edmond street, 3 lanes, and I am far right hand lane, and the light is red, with 3 cars infront of me, and several others to the left, as well as a few behind me.

My window is open, cause I ALWAYS drive with it open, except in the rain...obviously... :) ...anyway, I stop, listening to Jacaranda FM, and the next moment these two F**KERS are on my!!

As the one reaches into the car towards the ignition, he tunes me: "You don't want this car!!" , and at the same moment the other one shows me a knife... :uhoh:

I tell them: "Ok sure!" and as I reach for the seatbelt, me being left handed, I go for CuZi, my 9mm, and pull it out, and cock it, and point it in the guy with the knifes face, and yell out: "What now you F**KERS?!?!?"

At this stage both of them stumble backwards, and I scream again: "WHat now??? Come on you F**KERS!! Come and take my car!!!"

They start to run, cutting behind my car, and across the street, obviously into oncoming traffic so that I cant follow them, so as soon as the light goes green I floor it, drive around the block in like 30 seconds... dont ask... :facepalm:

I turn the corner and there they are, walking slowly as if nothing happened. I open my pasanger window and as soon as the one that had the knife sees its me, he yells out: :I'm sorry boss!!". I take my gun, point it right at him, and scream: "NEVER bring a knife to gun fight you F**KER!!!!!!"

They both ran into the oncoming traffic again, and vanished into some buildings where I wasn't willing to follow them on foot... so I calmly put CuZi on safety. holstered her, and drove home with a BIG smile on my face! :rollsmile:

I also reported it to both SAPS and my office, with a detailed description of both, but yea, by this time they are Loooong gone... :nonono:

So guys, PLEASE drive safe out there!! And rather keep your windows closed, or only open it a small bit, and finally... BE AWARE OF YOUR SUROUNDINGS AT ALL TIMES!!! :shocked:

Spietkop... OUT!! :pimp:
 

e46_325i

///Member
They messed with the wrong Santa Claus today... :D I'm sure they need to go steal some new underwear..

Glad it ended the way it did and ya take it easy all and be super vigilant.

Had chops jump my pallisade last week just to steal a cooler box that was in my driveway.

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Dippies

Guest
Shit Cois that was hectic


Time to drive with Zavier again
 

Coisman

Administrator
Staff member
Guys, I tell you, I am at home now, and cant believe how calm I was... I tell you, from tomorrow I am driving that road EVERY day... F**KERS!!! :argh:
 
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Dippies

Guest
You still should have shot the bastard with he knife as it would have constituted to self defense :fencelook: even if it was in the leg
 

Rocco

Member
Sorry to hear Cois...not a nice experiance to go through! Those basterds deserve to be shot!!
 

Zack

///Member
Well done Cois. WELL DONE! he'll think twice before doing that again. Just wish you could have caught up to them and accidentally shot them both in the kneecaps... :fencelook:
 

Moto_GP

Active member
Bwahahaha - Reading that I felt like I was in a movie especially the "NEVER bring a knife to gun fight you F**KER!!!!!!" :rollsmile::roflol::roflol:

And Peertjies is right. Skiet die bliksims!
 

Evotheory

Member
Coisman,

2 questions...both out of concern ( and not intended to stir or be funny):
1. Why the heck aren't you carrying condition 1?

2. Why chase after them? Especially If you did not intend to arrest them. - these okes often become very violent very quickly ( I am sure you know this better than me) and they move in groups.

Again, I am speaking out of concern boet. This thread hit a nerve - criminals are becoming more brazen everyday with little regard for human life.

Evotheory
 

calypso

///Member
No man Cois. This should have been a "Hypothetically how would you best dispose of 2 bodies?" thread

:biglol:
 
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Dippies

Guest
Condition 1 or more specifically referred to as stage 1 is only in cases where you are ordered to do so or in a situation constituting the necessary to use lethal force.

The risk is to high for so called accidents taken place. guys shooting them self's in the foot.

Weapon stages.


Stage 4 Weapon Safe. no magazine on

Stage 3 Weapon on safe magazine on, no rounds in the Chamber.

Stage 2 Weapon Safe 1 Round in the Chamber.

Stage 1 Weapon not on safe 1 round in the Chamber.

Think it is the same with all Law enforcement, regulations and Fire arm Act. ito Safety. :fencelook: Mite Be wrong, unless they received other instructions that i am not aware off.
 

maximus

///Member
calypso said:
No man Cois. This should have been a "Hypothetically how would you best dispose of 2 bodies?" thread

:biglol:

Anyone with an E34 will do the job ;)

But I'm Cape Town division so you'll have to refer to the Jozi division :thumb: :mmm: :)
 

Pr0PheT

Member
what f@ckers .... CuZi must be quite upset, I think you need to have a talk with him a debriefing ...

glad ur ok just a pity those opportunists are still roaming around ...
 
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Dippies

Guest
DES7 said:
First time I hear of a hijack attempt without a gun.

Actually quite common :thumbs:

Working with a Lot of SAPS Stats :thumbs: all i can say :fencelook:
 
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