BMW Drivers, small ....

[Fuzzy]

Ok mense who agrees with this ad? One the contrary, I think ouens, en meisies, have to have a broek vol kahooonas to drive some of the BMW beasties we own!

Sooo I dont agree with the saying...Jealousy makes you NASTY!!

 

[freerider]

If I could drive that AND have a bigger e-penis, I would jump at it

 

[SirSparky]

the problem is if i drive that i would then have to fold my penis in half just to get in....

 

[Fuzzy]

If I could drive that, who needs a penis??

 

[freerider]

If I could drive that, who needs a penis??

I think I'll hang onto mine for the time being :mmm:

 

[Fuzzy]

the problem is if i drive that i would then have to fold my penis in half just to get in....

Weight penalty!.....

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If I could drive that AND have a bigger e-penis, I would jump at it

Dont be so modest! Its those okies that says they dont have much thats loaded! :thumbsup:

 

[SirSparky]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[SirSparky]

or maybe they just dont have antything at all....maybe they are just being honest...kidding

 

[freerider]

the problem is if i drive that i would then have to fold my penis in half just to get in....

Weight penalty!.....

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If I could drive that AND have a bigger e-penis, I would jump at it

Dont be so modest! Its those okies that says they dont have much thats loaded! :thumbsup:

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My brother and I have this standing joke, everytime we out, we will go to the urinals together and start arguing about who's is smaller :rofl: some of the looks we get are priceless

 

[Fuzzy]

or maybe they just dont have antything at all....maybe they are just being honest...kidding

Hi I'm Fuzzy, and I'm an umm Alco...no I mean a BMW driver and have a small penis! :bawling:

 

[freerider]

I dont see the problem here....

If you have a small penor, why not make yourself feel better with a great car? I mean shame, why kick a man when he is already down




EDIT: imagine how HUGE my peckerwood will be when I can afford a Z4M coupe

 

[Hellas]

That ad was PS'd by a civic driver...

 

[Fuzzy]

I dont see the problem here....

If you have a small penor, why not make yourself feel better with a great car? I mean shame, why kick a man when he is already down




EDIT: imagine how HUGE my peckerwood will be when I can afford a Z4M coupe

Well if you're able to afford a Z4M Coupe, then you can afford to buy a pecker too!!

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That ad was PS'd by a civic driver...

Thats explains it!!!! I know a lot of Civic drivers. They are all a bunch of pretty boys who looks better than the girlfriends! I showem time and again to move over when the big boys come in - BMW!:bump::bump::bump:

 

[wynandd]

Looks like we need a "gutter" section on the forum! You oke's and ladies' minds are all in the gutter!

 

[freerider]

Looks like we need a "gutter" section on the forum! You oke's and ladies' minds are all in the gutter!

:rofl:

 

[Fuzzy]

Hey I like gutter! You only live once right?? When I am laid to rest (when I croke), I dont want my headstone to read, "RETURNED TO SENDER! BOX UN-OPENED!......." What were you thinking?? I meant that I had a open mind!!!

 

[Chatsubo]

Simple: Jealousy makes you nasty. When people resort to dissing your package size, it means they simply have nothing else to say and go for an "easy win" (well, I consider it a admission of having lost)

 

[freerider]

lol :+1:

 

[BimmerMan]

You guys think you have got it bad when people rip you off about a 3...
Imagine the fun my friends have with me and my 7 Series...and infront of potential girlfriends too!!!

What do you say in return when someone says that

 

[Hellas]

Big package needs big transport