50 Shades of Grey

[Gunner-Win]

Was there plastic sheets over the cinema chairs ? I heard in America after the first day it came out, they had to do this ..... :fencelook:

WTAF! :skit:

Why?

Lol - Apparently there was alot of 'fluids' left behind on the cinema seats

http://www.pink-bible.com/cinemas-to-install-plastic-sheets-on-chairs-for-50-shades-of-grey-film/

:biglol:

That was a good laugh.

Although I must admit, that looks like a satirical website and article to me.

 

[Badboy4life]

Also was one of the victims that had to endure the 2 hour + movie.

Jeez, the cinemas was packed. Makes me really wonder though....the guy (Grey) is really portrayed as a real douche bag...How can this guy appeal to millions of woman all over the world? Is that what woman really want???

Really confused....

One word - MONEY

Agreed boet...which woman wouldn't want a brand new audi and helicopter rides everywhere...
I got the evil eye when I told my other half what I really thought of the movie...

Exactly. Why couldn't the guy just have been an average joe that drove an Opel :rollsmile: All the movie did was confirm that the majority of women will allow abuse and other f#$%ed up things to be done to them as long as they have money to waste supplied by the abuser. I was disappointed that so many women in the cinema didn't even blink an eye when that grey freak was moering the chick in the movie, plenty of them were 50 years old + as well :thumbdo:

the truth in all of this, is that ladies dont know what they want.
they want mature, but want a childish side
want strong males, who have soft hands.....WTF
want child friendly okes who are wild and carefree
men who are spontaneous but carefully orchestrate and plan everything

you see my point.

This 50 shades of grey has been sensationalised, and even though it portrays negatively the roles of men and women and gender stereotypes with dominant males, submissive females......the ladies......all they see is the "romance" portion of this......and the R8 and OMG hes a billionaire.

Its phucken fiction ladies, catch a phucken wake up.

we dont have phucken electricity here, men are jolling in makro buying lanterns and generators, not thinking about buying you a phucken R8.


GET
REAL.
real.

HAHAHA....I love ur sense of humour dude....Makro:roflol::roflol::roflol::roflol:

 

[Yuben]

:rollsmile:

 

[cOlDFuSiOn]

What more could one ever want raise:

 

[Peter@AEW]

If Fifty Shades Of Grey Was Written By A Man.

'I want it now against this wall!' she ordered, 'And keep it up as long as possible.' 'Don't worry,' I said, 'I know how to put up a shelf.'

As we sat in the dark restaurant, she stroked my thigh and said 'I want to see your hardness.' 'Alright,' I replied, and punched the waiter.

'I'm a bad girl,' she whispered, 'Punish me in a way only a real man can!' 'Alright,' I said and left my wet towels on the bathroom floor.

My tongue flicked in and out, in and out, faster and faster until she was completely helpless. No woman can resist a good lizard impression.

'Stick it right up there,' she said, 'I want to remember this!' I did, then I patted it firmly. You can't be too careful with Post-it notes.

'Hurt me!' she cried, pressing her body up against the shed wall. 'Alright,' I said. 'You're a terrible cook and I fancy your sister.'


For the rest...
http://www.tickld.com/x/if-50-shades-of-grey-was-written-by-a-man

 

[levi325is]

http://www.theladbible.com/articles...elf-in-the-cinema-during-fifty-shades-of-grey

This is for real.........

 

[Sabretooth tiger]

:biglol:

 

[GoCart]

Good thing I said no to watching this KAK. Insane how people have been going on about it..

 

[ShirazA]

Movie proves that the difference between an abuser and a dominant is the money he has!