50 Shades of Grey

[Nick]

I cant watch kak like this.

 

[Dewald Basson]

My mate said it was great NFSW Audi add

 

[Peter@AEW]

I was also one of the poor unfortunate soles, who is willing to do anything for browny points, so I was also dragged off to watch it. mid way through the movie she told me in a stern voice to stop it. I got bored, so I started randomly shooting popcorn in the air.

We got home and well, lets say there was boobies :rollsmile:

I however decided, next time I need to develop a rare disease, or eye infection. It is probably more fun and relaxing getting stabbed, then watching a that load of crap.

There you go.........all fixed

 

[ChefDJ]

My SO refuses to read the book or watch the movie... Best SO ever.

 

[David1]

 

[Dewald Basson]

My SO refuses to read the book or watch the movie... Best SO ever.

Some guys might disagree, seeing as it resulted in "brownie points" :rollsmile::rollsmile:

 

[Sabretooth tiger]

I was also one of the poor unfortunate soles, who is willing to do anything for browny points, so I was also dragged off to watch it. mid way through the movie she told me in a stern voice to stop it. I got bored, so I started randomly shooting popcorn in the air.

We got home and well, lets say there was boobies :rollsmile:

I however decided, next time I need to develop a rare disease, or eye infection. It is probably more fun and relaxing getting stabbed, then watching a that load of crap.

There you go.........all fixed

:rollsmile:

 

[prospect]

My SO refuses to read the book or watch the movie... Best SO ever.

Some guys might disagree, seeing as it resulted in "brownie points" :rollsmile::rollsmile:

Got 99 problems but getting brownie points ain't one :rollsmile:
Wouldn't watch this drivel if they paid me.

 

[ChefDJ]

My SO refuses to read the book or watch the movie... Best SO ever.

Some guys might disagree, seeing as it resulted in "brownie points" :rollsmile::rollsmile:

Got 99 problems but getting brownie points ain't one :rollsmile:
Wouldn't watch this drivel if they paid me.

:withStu:

I need not endure what I don't want to just to get brownie points :roflol:

 

[Dewald Basson]

My SO refuses to read the book or watch the movie... Best SO ever.

Some guys might disagree, seeing as it resulted in "brownie points" :rollsmile::rollsmile:

Got 99 problems but getting brownie points ain't one :rollsmile:
Wouldn't watch this drivel if they paid me.

:withStu:

I need not endure what I don't want to just to get brownie points :roflol:

You are a brave man :biglol:

 

[ChefDJ]

My SO refuses to read the book or watch the movie... Best SO ever.

Some guys might disagree, seeing as it resulted in "brownie points" :rollsmile::rollsmile:

Got 99 problems but getting brownie points ain't one :rollsmile:
Wouldn't watch this drivel if they paid me.

:withStu:

I need not endure what I don't want to just to get brownie points :roflol:

You are a brave man :biglol:

Or I'm just too loveable :blowheart:

 

[Dewald Basson]

Some guys might disagree, seeing as it resulted in "brownie points" :rollsmile::rollsmile:

Got 99 problems but getting brownie points ain't one :rollsmile:
Wouldn't watch this drivel if they paid me.

:withStu:

I need not endure what I don't want to just to get brownie points :roflol:

You are a brave man :biglol:

Or I'm just too loveable :blowheart:

:roflol::roflol:

 

[tcal69]

Wife wanna to watch it... so I just say sure sure.... oh loadshedding... too shay:crazylaugh:

 

[002FTW]

Also was one of the victims that had to endure the 2 hour + movie.

Jeez, the cinemas was packed. Makes me really wonder though....the guy (Grey) is really portrayed as a real douche bag...How can this guy appeal to millions of woman all over the world? Is that what woman really want???

Really confused....

One word - MONEY

Agreed boet...which woman wouldn't want a brand new audi and helicopter rides everywhere...
I got the evil eye when I told my other half what I really thought of the movie...

Exactly. Why couldn't the guy just have been an average joe that drove an Opel :rollsmile: All the movie did was confirm that the majority of women will allow abuse and other f#$%ed up things to be done to them as long as they have money to waste supplied by the abuser. I was disappointed that so many women in the cinema didn't even blink an eye when that grey freak was moering the chick in the movie, plenty of them were 50 years old + as well :thumbdo:

the truth in all of this, is that ladies dont know what they want.
they want mature, but want a childish side
want strong males, who have soft hands.....WTF
want child friendly okes who are wild and carefree
men who are spontaneous but carefully orchestrate and plan everything

you see my point.

This 50 shades of grey has been sensationalised, and even though it portrays negatively the roles of men and women and gender stereotypes with dominant males, submissive females......the ladies......all they see is the "romance" portion of this......and the R8 and OMG hes a billionaire.

Its phucken fiction ladies, catch a phucken wake up.

we dont have phucken electricity here, men are jolling in makro buying lanterns and generators, not thinking about buying you a phucken R8.


GET
REAL.
real.

Well said....:clapper:

i said its 2 hours i will never get back :thumbdo:

 

[levi325is]

Was there plastic sheets over the cinema chairs ? I heard in America after the first day it came out, they had to do this ..... :fencelook:

 

[Gunner-Win]

Was there plastic sheets over the cinema chairs ? I heard in America after the first day it came out, they had to do this ..... :fencelook:

WTAF! :skit:

Why?

 

[ChefDJ]

 

[levi325is]

Was there plastic sheets over the cinema chairs ? I heard in America after the first day it came out, they had to do this ..... :fencelook:

WTAF! :skit:

Why?

Lol - Apparently there was alot of 'fluids' left behind on the cinema seats

http://www.pink-bible.com/cinemas-to-install-plastic-sheets-on-chairs-for-50-shades-of-grey-film/

 

[Nastaliq]

Waaaahahahaha.
But seriously, the plastic covers are probably for all the vomit, when people see how kak the movie and storyline is.

 

[ChefDJ]

“We went out and we bought up thousands of seat covers at a discounted price,” said Steven Brennan, spokesperson for the OmniScreen chain of cinemas.

“It’ll cut down on the amount of time we have to spend shampooing the seats after each viewing, and having to wait for them to dry. Our teams will be able to run in with a couple of chamois cloths and have the screen ready for the next showing in minutes”.

Eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :roflol::roflol::roflol::roflol::roflol: